What the hell happened to my mate's bike?

[Laava]

Close enough. (and I have to do some work)

His bike was stolen by the IRA.

It was rigged with explosives and parked outside a pub frequented by RUC (British police) in Northern Ireland.

It was detonated as they left the pub.

Luckly nobody was hurt - but it was an attempt to kill several.

Green bling awarded!

Pfftt! It would have blown up anyway!

Edit; Great thread Tank! What else you got?

[xwhatsit]

It's the best thing to do with an XS250 Custom, to be honest.

Hey Squiggles -- is that rooted XS250 still hanging around outside your garage? I have an idea

[fergie]

And heres me thinking it was a large fart gone wrong!

[Gubb]

Here's me expecting Tank to up and leave to the South Island 3/4 the way through the thread.

[mctshirt]

Tis "The Roar" for those inclined - I thought perhaps a big dirty brain addled stag tryed to mount it from behind (mistaking it for Bambi's mother) and angry at rejection unleashed hell on the motorcycle whereupon a hapless hunter fearing for his hindquarters sans firearms thought a molotov cocktail setting fire to the pictured motorcycle might shift the angry rutting beast thereby creating the best hunting story of "The Roar" thus far...

[malfunconz]

darn it .... no curry involved near a gas main .... just bloody micks

[_intense_]

This is what most suzis look like after you leave them outside longer than two weeks?

erm... or a fire of some description....? back wheel caught fire participating in a burnout competition, and due to the owners dodgey prostate, it took him a while to put it out before the damage was done??

[insomnia01]

Reading this thread has been an absolut SHIT !!! WHres meE

CHEERS TANK

[Taz]

His bike was stolen by the IRA.

It was rigged with explosives and parked outside a pub frequented by RUC (British police) in Northern Ireland.

It was detonated as they left the pub.


How'd I do??

[kasper]

damn just found the thread. Was going to guess that it was an IED.

--Kasper

[Tank]

Here's me expecting Tank to up and leave to the South Island 3/4 the way through the thread.

I LOLLied.

[Laxi]

Somebody fucked it.

Looks like my son borrowed your mate's bike....

His riding seems to be improving heaps .....

Insurance 'job'

Went past another bike and didn't wave so in frustration the waving bike rider stole it, joy rode it, munta'd it and left it for dead!!!

Oh, FFS!!!! You just tell us and we'll all give you green bling!

Dinner was being prepared hangi-styles amoungst the engine andhot spots when the pork fat exploded and caught fire...

the bike was becomming very depressed and started have visions that it was a suzuki so it commited suicide by blowing itself up

Osama rides motorbikes? Man he's cool

Oh bugger, there goes my theory of it being borrowed by the Ghost Rider.

Same with my theory of it being 'alf inched by someone wanting to join the mormon few.

KB!! always good for a laugh

[carver]

Same with my theory of it being 'alf inched by someone wanting to join the mormon few.

only warr has demolished his bike that bad when with the few