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    True funny story

    So imagine this, I'm outside pak n save putting my purchases in my tank bag and a guy behind me says "nice bike mate" so I turn round and say thanks. His wife (girlfriend, pet retriever???) said in a no it all tone "Oh I'd never let you ride a motorcycle".
    So bloke says to me "I bet your not married" to which I reply "yeah I am actually but the Missus is making me get rid of it. Bloke says Oh I see... And heres where I really twist the knife.... She want's me to get a bigger bike so she can inherit this one.
    Bloke looks like I just slapped him, his missus looks like I just told them I was Charles Manson and I ride off with a good chuckle.

    True story...............................

    So Fellas go get your nuts outa your partners handbag and just get a bloody bike will ya! (Same goes for all those you beaut would be biker ladies that are being held back)
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    Very nicely done
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    Yeah, good one, silly wench!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Yeah, good one, silly wench!
    Ironically the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds they look cool and they're a value package. May I also point out, we've been looking at bikes and I tend to agree with her. I like my Honda's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Ironic and funnier, the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds they look cool.
    God, she's got some bloody marvelous taste!!

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    Sounds like a good partner to have around the place!

    Good effort mate, might make the guy think twice about living a lie.
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    You, fine sir, are a shining example of how it should be done
    Carry on the good work
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    The Hornet 900 is all class - like your lady. Good taste in bikes and a great attitude to biking As for those two...I think she'd want him to get snipped, and make sure he never does anything fun!
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    Classy - well done

    My beautiful lady (wife too), tried on my original lookwell leather jacket the other day and has her eyes now on my 'perfect' lady rider's bike. - I too will have to look of course at another one for me.
    The funny thing is the jacket fitted me perfectly back then - but now I cannot even get the two sides in the front together - let alone zip the darn thing up, - funny that!! I kept it all these years convinced I would fit it one day. I must have been real skinny as my wife is really trim.

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    Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

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    Nice one! Keep it up!
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    ferkin xlnt IR!!!!! being a single chick meself.... the #1 criteria on my list of requirements is.. he MUST ride a bike!!!! otherwise.. don't waste my time!
    GET ON
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!
    You've noticed that too huh chicky babe..!! XLNT!! My thoughts exactly!! they all obviously need to get a life!!!
    GET ON
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    SHUT UP
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    My wife doesn't want to inherit my bike - her bike is shitloads faster then mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    "I bet your not married" to which I reply...
    So many answers spring to mind here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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