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    Easter Bunny

    A man was driving on the hill road at night when suddenly he struck something. He went out to have a look and realised that it was the Easter Bunny. The bunny was dead and the eggs and candies are all scaterred over the road.
    A blonde came around when she saw the man crying. She asked "what happened?". "I ran over the Easter Bunny and now he's dead and there may not be easter all because of me".
    The blonde went to her car, picked up a can and sprayed all the content on the dead rabbit.
    Suddenly the rabbit jumped up, gathered all the eggs and candies into its basket, waved at the two people and hopped off. Stopped after 50m, turned around, waved and hopped off. After 50m stopped, waved, and hopped off. And so on until it's very far away.
    Amazed the man asked "what in heaven is in that can?".
    The blonde replied "Hairpsray. Revives dead hair. Brings permanent wave"
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    I don't believe you... I reckon he would kick your arse

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrg0B_yJAo[/youtube]
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    The You Tube doesn't work gremlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharry View Post
    The You Tube doesn't work gremlin
    does for me... can anyone else confirm one way or another?

    just in case, here's the url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrg0B_yJAo
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    The url worked .

    That is one fit bunny

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    freakn easter bunny! coming round, crapping on my floor, leaving rubbish everywhere, bastard even raped my cat this year! next year im setting up a booby trap! we'll see how bloody lucky rabbits feet are then!
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