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  1. 17th April 2009, 19:33 #16
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    Two young lads riding their pedal bikes home after visiting the local monastery...Says No1.."does that wine the monks give ya make ya sleepy?"
    Says No2..."yeah - makes me bum sore too..."
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    Finally! Someone else who has also had an alien encounter!
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.
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    Did your arse start hurting before you went to sleep?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    you'll need more than beer to let me in the backdoor
    Is that all you got!!!! Geez big boy!

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    Yeah !!! A really flat chest !! (best of both worlds aye mate)
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    Finally! Someone else who has also had an alien encounter!
    of course, that must be it!



    funnily enough I don't remember posting up this thread either..........
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  7. 18th April 2009, 10:06 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    funnily enough I don't remember posting up this thread either..........
    don't lie!
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    either that or watch your drink
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    My arse hurts

    I just woke up, dont know what happened last night.

    In other news, my dog just ate a rabbit
    I think you need to wear pajamas, sounds like the rabbit mistook its burrow and the dog saved your life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
    Quote Originally Posted by maddad View Post
    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.

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    i beleive it was YOU who broke last time you came round my place for a dirt ride
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    Is that what you call it now?

    Still, I didn't go posting it up on KB looking for sympathy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
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    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    spend the night with Carver did ya

    Come on admit it!!!!
    that boys really getting himself a rep
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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    either that or watch your drink
    So rohypnol then? Yikes!
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