Bike caption competition from McJim

**Gubb** · 19th April 2009, 00:16

"No I haven't seen your fucking GPS".

**DarkLord** · 19th April 2009, 00:18

"So I told that car driver, 'Why don't you come over here and say that!' Then I realized he was a mufti copper...."

**Laxi** · 19th April 2009, 01:32

c'mon carver, smell them, you'd know

**piston broke** · 19th April 2009, 01:50

i'a told'a y'a
y'a all'a ways'a be'a behind'a th'a duc'a

**Trudes** · 19th April 2009, 06:43

"That's no' how you make Porridge!"

**Swoop** · 19th April 2009, 08:26

McJim: "You're in the Sarf' now, and we do things differently down here! You have no idea where this glub has been... Now ride bloody slower!"

**mctshirt** · 19th April 2009, 08:27

"I met this chick last night that had a clitoris the size of a baby's arm..."

**nallac** · 19th April 2009, 08:32

see i told you i could get by without the training wheels.

**Shadows** · 19th April 2009, 08:35

Gizza toke?

**Solly** · 19th April 2009, 08:50

.......Does this helmet make my head look big???

**mctshirt** · 19th April 2009, 09:01

"Your baby's got back!"

**MSTRS:Me** · 19th April 2009, 09:03

The helmet means I canna gie ye a Glasgie kiss. So hae a bunch o' five insteed...

**MSTRS:Me** · 19th April 2009, 09:11

Ah've tol' ye afoor. Ah may be wee, but ah'm frae Glasgie an' ye'll noo be bullying me, ye big Jessie.

**TOTO** · 19th April 2009, 09:46

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**grusomhat** · 19th April 2009, 09:49

"Two Hundred and Eleven; FUCK. Better not tell them we were on our way to a gay orgy. Hmm, yes, coffee sounds better"

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