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    Bike stop kiss - a skill

    Sappy side in me coming out for sure, but theres still a fair bit of skill in it to be able to do it, and trust on behalf of da lady that she isn't about to get run over


    Ok, so one of em might be taking it a bit too far, but at least I added a "bike kiss" pic more suited to the manly men viewing ?!
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    I guess this will be mormon fews new trick? Or are they still practicing wheelies?

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    I'm gonna have to try that one! Need a gay openface helmet though.
    Got the stoppie with the other half on the back trick sorted at manfeild on Sunday... closely followed by her leaping up off the pegs and onto my seat as punishment... nuts to tank... ouch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
    I guess this will be mormon fews new trick? Or are they still practicing wheelies?
    What carver kissing sidewinder?

    Or sidewinder kissing carvers ass when it goes wrong.

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    The advanced skill: Bike stop snog
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    The advanced skill: Bike stop snog


    Think i'd be satisfied with a ride then a snog tbh
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    really? You get that every time you go out on the track and then again when you come back without a stretcher. Least I do anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Think i'd be satisfied with a ride then a snog tbh
    Where we headed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
    I guess this will be mormon fews new trick? Or are they still practicing wheelies?
    Nah they still practicing kissing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anarkist View Post
    Where we headed?
    Um??? I don't bat for THAT team sorry mate
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    Rule 1. Don't stop like this to kiss midgets.
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    Would it help when practising this stunt, if a mate stuck a pole through the front wheel ?. Doesn't matter,I can nearly do it anyway, I've kissed the tarmac enough times, just gotta aim higher I guess.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Would it help when practising this stunt, if a mate stuck a pole through the front wheel ?. Doesn't matter,I can nearly do it anyway, I've kissed the tarmac enough times, just gotta aim higher I guess.
    Get it just right though Marty, two feet or so higher and you'll end up in the bush.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
    I guess this will be mormon fews new trick? Or are they still practicing wheelies?
    were practicing everything atm

    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    What carver kissing sidewinder?

    Or sidewinder kissing carvers ass when it goes wrong.
    or smacking my ass when im on the back wheel

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    i want to see the crash takes
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