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    This driver should buy a lotto ticket!

    Guys,

    This is the sort of stuff you never see in the papers........


    > Subject: Fwd: Logging Accident -Kaingaroa
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    > Ford Telstar ran up rear of stems unit.Location of accident.Goudies
    > Road, approx 2 Km south from Burn Rd intersection.What happened. An
    > idiot driving a Telstar TX5 was travelling at what appears to be
    > excessive speed ran up the rear. Two overhanging stems passed through
    > the windscreen and out the rear window, missing the three occupants of
    > the car. The car travelled 7 meters up the logs before hitting the
    > rear bumper of the truck with such force that the car was jammed under
    > the bumper and suspended off the ground by the two logs. The occupants
    > of the car jumped out onto the road. The driver was unaware of the
    > incident and continued on his journey along Goudies for 2.8 kms and
    > down Pukapuka Road for a further 3.4Kms. Another unit was travelling
    > up Pukapuka empty. slowed to pass. In doing so the dust reduced to the
    > stage where He saw a part of the car's front bumper in his rear vision
    > mirror. He asked other truckie (on R/T) what was behind him. He advise
    > a car was hanging off the stems unit. On inspection the found no
    > passengers in the car. He left the truck and went with other driver to
    > locate the car driver etc. They found them on the side of the road
    > near to the scene of the collision on Goudies Rd. (The ambulance and
    > police arrived)
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    > Mack tractor with stems dolly. Loaded 32 stems ex Harley 15 for the
    > K.P.P. Gross weight 86 tonne Markings: Well marked with pink fluoro
    > paint (5 extremely well marked with 2 others) Stem overhang: max log
    > 8m Stems hit 7m Cause: Excessive speed after leaving the seal and not
    > slowing to dusty conditions. Driver of car stated he was familiar with
    > the Road and stems trucks. Also stated he was travelling in light dust
    > but did not think a truck was ahead of him even when he drove into
    > thick dust. States he applied the brakes and when he saw the truck he
    > looked at his speedo and was travelling at 80 kph. THIS TIME THE
    > TRUCKIE WAS NOT AT FAULT. (as they usually are !!)
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    Paul Newman
    Corporate Account Manager
    John Andrew Ford and Mazda
    2 Great North Road, Grey Lynn, Auckland 1021
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    Amazing to think the 3 car occupants were uninjured when you look at the pictures.

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    Probably no point in buying a Lotto ticket now - the cars been off the road for years:

    http://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=le7984

    I only carjammed it cos I recall seeing these pics before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    I only carjammed it cos I recall seeing these pics before.
    Which seat were you in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Probably no point in buying a Lotto ticket now - the cars been off the road for years:

    http://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=le7984

    I only carjammed it cos I recall seeing these pics before.
    I wonder if the smell of shit left on the 3 seats has started to fade yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Which seat were you in?
    The one with the wheel in front of it. Dunno what the wheel was for though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I wonder if the smell of shit left on the 3 seats has started to fade yet.
    "you must spread some etc......"
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    Gotta love the understatement of an industry that describes f-ing great logs as "stems"...
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    What is the legally permitted rear overhang?
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    cant believe 3 people could be in that and not 1 got hit, never mind the lotto, think they used their lifetime of luck on that 1
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