How gay is this?

**Laxi** · 11th May 2009, 23:01

Originally Posted by Creeping Death

Sat through 112 spins before realising it's on a loop.

dude! wtf were you searching when you found that???

**TOTO** · 12th May 2009, 00:06

Originally Posted by Slyer

I'm going to start a new poll, it's called "How gay is Toto's poll".
Same options.

I know where your bike is ...

Originally Posted by DougB

Many times on this forum I have asked how a piece of machinery can be gay.
I think people who think a motorcycle is, or could be gay, need psychiatric counciling to help them over come their extraordinry impossible delusions.

I'm just exploiting the common laugs that hondas are gay. I wouldnt ride a gonda if I was really gay. I would ride a GSXR

Originally Posted by AllanB

It's a perfectly reasonable photo.

I often find whilst riding my bundle of mighty metal fun - the Honda 919 Hornet, that rainbows shoot out of my mufflers, doves fly with me in formation, joyfully playing in the air currents made by the velocity of the Japanese iron between my legs.
Nuns have been known to flash me their rosy breasts, aching nipples pointing towards my mighty stead, as they fight with college girls for my attention.
Alas their distracting ways are to no avail - I ride on past, erect in my saddle, searching out freedom in the moist valleys of Canterbury.

yea I encounter VW busses full of cheerleaders doing the same. Ahh it is a hard life

Originally Posted by Arrowolf

I got a Honda, and i am not Gay !!!
That´s a Fakt. So, i do not now your problem.
It´s a nice Bike. Maybe not for my age, but nice.
So what???
Cheers, see you on the road.

haha you are taking this thread far too seriously

Originally Posted by Laxi

dude! wtf were you searching when you found that???

thats exactly what he was searching for

**Donor** · 12th May 2009, 06:55

Originally Posted by Arrowolf

I got a Honda, and i am not Gay !!!
That´s a Fakt. So, i do not now your problem.
It´s a nice Bike. Maybe not for my age, but nice.
So what???

You know, vociferous denial is usually the first step to admission.

It's okay, the rainbow coalition welcomes all, you little rump pilot...

**Evo1132** · 12th May 2009, 13:30

Originally Posted by fLaThEaD FreD

Another Honda parked.....broken down in the middle of the Rd.

Now thats funny lol

**cc rider** · 12th May 2009, 16:58

Originally Posted by AllanB

It's a perfectly reasonable photo.

I often find whilst riding my bundle of mighty metal fun - the Honda 919 Hornet, that rainbows shoot out of my mufflers, doves fly with me in formation, joyfully playing in the air currents made by the velocity of the Japanese iron between my legs.
Nuns have been known to flash me their rosy breasts, aching nipples pointing towards my mighty stead, as they fight with college girls for my attention.
Alas their distracting ways are to no avail - I ride on past, erect in my saddle, searching out freedom in the moist valleys of Canterbury.

"Allan, Allan, come on sweety, wake up. Time to get out of bed. It's Mommy."
"Oh! Allan, not again. Cover it up."

**AllanB** · 12th May 2009, 17:12

Originally Posted by cc rider

"Allan, Allan, come on sweety, wake up. Time to get out of bed. It's Mommy."
"Oh! Allan, not again. Cover it up."

I had a dream that I was on an old style sailing ship.
All was well until we ran into a bit of a storm.
In fact it was one hell of a storm.
I woke up in the morning with both hands firmly grasped around the main mast and there were dead seamen everywhere……

**cc rider** · 12th May 2009, 17:59

Originally Posted by AllanB

I had a dream that I was on an old style sailing ship.
All was well until we ran into a bit of a storm.
In fact it was one hell of a storm.
I woke up in the morning with both hands firmly grasped around the main mast and there were dead seamen everywhere……

Allan's little brother didn't mind sharing a room. But he was getting sick of being on the lower berth, when Allan hoisted the main sail & started to heave, broaching-to. The cabin awash with flotsom....time to abandon ship....