Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 41

Thread: A Funny Thing Happened Last Weekend, or, Please Don't Ever Shoot Me in the Head

  1. #16
    Join Date
    7th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    Aquired by locals
    Location
    Groote Eylandt
    Posts
    6,606
    Quote Originally Posted by MrMelon View Post
    Could be the Medulla Oblongata you're thinking of.. it's part of the brainstem.
    Yep, thats the part of the brain. But there is actually a scientific name for it.
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  2. #17
    Join Date
    27th November 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    None any more
    Location
    Ngaio, Wellington
    Posts
    13,111
    I am Jack's medulla oblongata, without me Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

  3. #18
    Join Date
    16th February 2006 - 07:26
    Bike
    Tractor
    Location
    Out cuntry HB
    Posts
    2,164
    Some years back a mate of mine who has a large collection of military guns set up his Vickers machine gun on a farm of a friend of his and culled a hillside of goats.
    Highly illegal to fire those guns, but by fuck it was a wicked sight.
    Knocked dozens over in seconds and was quite a messy scene as the bullets went everywhere into them.
    He went thru hundreds of 303 rounds in no time.

  4. #19
    Join Date
    16th August 2005 - 12:00
    Bike
    Left Jandal
    Location
    Too Close
    Posts
    874
    Is this the sequel to Black Sheep?

  5. #20
    Join Date
    21st February 2007 - 09:55
    Bike
    Anything I can straddle
    Location
    At the bottom of a glass
    Posts
    488
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooly View Post
    Some years back a mate of mine who has a large collection of military guns set up his Vickers machine gun on a farm of a friend of his and culled a hillside of goats.
    Highly illegal to fire those guns, but by fuck it was a wicked sight.
    Knocked dozens over in seconds and was quite a messy scene as the bullets went everywhere into them.
    He went thru hundreds of 303 rounds in no time.
    Similar thing in basic training. Officer decided we should have a yippee shoot. Gathered all the old Bren guns, M16's, AK47's and a couple of Uzi's. Picked up cases of ammo and off to the range.

    During the shoot a flock of sheep wandered onto the range. We had a sudden order as to the elevation we were to shoot at. Result , one flock less in the Waiouru area.

    Officer knew we could shoot and wanted those who only ever shot at paper targets to see what happened to a living breathing target.

    As you said a real mess.

    .303, 7.62 Nato, 7.62 x 39, 5.56mm and 9mm.
    "When you think of it,

    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

  6. #21
    Join Date
    27th November 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    None any more
    Location
    Ngaio, Wellington
    Posts
    13,111
    Ahhh. The old "flock of sheep wandering onto the Waiouru rifle range" story. At last hearing over 24 million sheep had died in this manner over the ATG's tenure of this facility.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

  7. #22
    Join Date
    7th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    Aquired by locals
    Location
    Groote Eylandt
    Posts
    6,606
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    Similar thing in basic training. Officer decided we should have a yippee shoot. Gathered all the old Bren guns, M16's, AK47's and a couple of Uzi's. Picked up cases of ammo and off to the range.
    Hell, that must have been some time ago. They wouldn't let us play with those when I was in.

    Mind you, I remember wild horses and gimpies don't go together well either
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  8. #23
    Join Date
    21st February 2007 - 09:55
    Bike
    Anything I can straddle
    Location
    At the bottom of a glass
    Posts
    488
    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Hell, that must have been some time ago. They wouldn't let us play with those when I was in.

    Mind you, I remember wild horses and gimpies don't go together well either
    1975/76 a very long time ago. OCTU intake. Bunch of 18 and 19 year old kiddies being trained by a lot of Vietnam vets. They didnt make it easy on us. Didnt help that the year before I joined up my old man had retired as WO1 161 bty, 16 Fld Reg. I made the mistake of joining his ex regiment.

    One person I remeber vividly was a young lad by the name of Andrew Martin. Doing his basic and already badged. Youngest ever recruit into 1 Ranger Sqn.

    They used to let us take our SLR's out into the army blocks and hunt deer when we were confined to base.
    "When you think of it,

    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

  9. #24
    Join Date
    7th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    Aquired by locals
    Location
    Groote Eylandt
    Posts
    6,606
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    1975/76 a very long time ago. OCTU intake. Bunch of 18 and 19 year old kiddies being trained by a lot of Vietnam vets. They didnt make it easy on us. Didnt help that the year before I joined up my old man had retired as WO1 161 bty, 16 Fld Reg. I made the mistake of joining his ex regiment.

    One person I remeber vividly was a young lad by the name of Andrew Martin. Doing his basic and already badged. Youngest ever recruit into 1 Ranger Sqn.

    They used to let us take our SLR's out into the army blocks and hunt deer when we were confined to base.
    Yup, I'll let you know why I had one hell of a time when I was in too, check your PMs.

    The name Andrew Martin rings a bell. I think there is actually a mention on camp of him. On hell of a soldier I believe.
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  10. #25
    Join Date
    21st February 2007 - 09:55
    Bike
    Anything I can straddle
    Location
    At the bottom of a glass
    Posts
    488
    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    ...
    The name Andrew Martin rings a bell. I think there is actually a mention on camp of him. On hell of a soldier I believe.

    He finished up Colonel of NZSAS before he took retirement. Lives in Scotland now. Poor bastard had a real hard time as our drill instructor Sgt Bill James had only just reverted to the artillery. Vet of two tours in Vietnam with 1 Ranger Sqn.
    "When you think of it,

    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

  11. #26
    Join Date
    7th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    Aquired by locals
    Location
    Groote Eylandt
    Posts
    6,606
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    He finished up Colonel of NZSAS before he took retirement. Lives in Scotland now. Poor bastard had a real hard time as our drill instructor Sgt Bill James had only just reverted to the artillery. Vet of two tours in Vietnam with 1 Ranger Sqn.
    Bang, thats why I know him....
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  12. #27
    Join Date
    7th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    Aquired by locals
    Location
    Groote Eylandt
    Posts
    6,606
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedie View Post
    Very common thing with people too. Always major head trauma.
    Anyway, as mentioned it is called the Medulla Oblongata, or Brain Stem.. where the CNS (Central Nervous System) resides.
    Speedie, isnt there a term used for that sort of injury though. I know the part of the brain is called the Medulla Oblongata, but the injury where that occurs has a specific title doesnt it?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  13. #28
    Join Date
    27th November 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    None any more
    Location
    Ngaio, Wellington
    Posts
    13,111
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    He finished up Colonel of NZSAS before he took retirement. Lives in Scotland now. Poor bastard had a real hard time as our drill instructor Sgt Bill James had only just reverted to the artillery. Vet of two tours in Vietnam with 1 Ranger Sqn.
    He was the All Blacks' manager too for a while after he retired from the Army.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

  14. #29
    Join Date
    21st February 2007 - 09:55
    Bike
    Anything I can straddle
    Location
    At the bottom of a glass
    Posts
    488
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    He was the All Blacks' manager too for a while after he retired from the Army.
    Heard that when I was in the UK.
    "When you think of it,

    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

  15. #30
    Join Date
    7th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    Aquired by locals
    Location
    Groote Eylandt
    Posts
    6,606
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedie View Post
    The term you are after may be "Coning". A result of intracranial pressure .. it is a complicated matter not worth going into right here, but it is normally always fatal.
    Could be, very similar to what Im thinking, cheers mate
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •