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    anybody got any other funny ones they remember?

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    Not bike related, but we bought a front door (house) some months back.

    Someone had asked "Which way does the door open?"

    That's the only non-deliberate stupid question I have seen lately...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Not bike related, but we bought a front door (house) some months back.

    Someone had asked "Which way does the door open?"

    That's the only non-deliberate stupid question I have seen lately...
    lol sum people are thick eh lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Not bike related, but we bought a front door (house) some months back.

    Someone had asked "Which way does the door open?"

    That's the only non-deliberate stupid question I have seen lately...
    Not a silly question really, perhaps could have been worded a little better.

    If it was already fitted with latch and hinges, was it hinged left or right?
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    hows this one then

    was selling a lounge suit on there last week. When I took the pic it had been raining and must have had some drops of water on the lense. I didn't notice when I listed them. Short time later I got this question.

    Q. hi just been looking at the pick what are all those spots my sister reckons they are orbs -GHOSTS!!!!! or are they just dust particals

    after telling her about the rain drops I got this one back.

    Q. okay im a chicken scared of ghost.... heres a random question only a question i would ask haha.... did anyone die on the couch???? my sisters got me woundering..... thanks

    Must admit when I saw the pic it did look werid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorja View Post
    was selling a lounge suit on there last week. When I took the pic it had been raining and must have had some drops of water on the lense. I didn't notice when I listed them. Short time later I got this question.

    Q. hi just been looking at the pick what are all those spots my sister reckons they are orbs -GHOSTS!!!!! or are they just dust particals

    after telling her about the rain drops I got this one back.

    Q. okay im a chicken scared of ghost.... heres a random question only a question i would ask haha.... did anyone die on the couch???? my sisters got me woundering..... thanks

    Must admit when I saw the pic it did look werid.
    i wouldve said, did you make a porno on said couch?

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    funnily enough she hasn't come to collect it yet. maybe she really thinks they are qhosts in the pic lol

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    Q: What are your lap times around Manfield on this bike. Can it do big wheelies. Would you trade my 1970 Vauxhall Viva on this? it's only done 483000 miles, and has Ward mags and extractors. I was hoping to get $2000 for it.

    A: Oh yeah,i,d love to trade my bike for your piece of shite Vauxhall Viva.If i find out where you live i,ll come and wheelstand over you and your car


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    Q: if a woman dresses like a skank does she deserve to be raped? I mean, how can you blame the guy?? its instinct.

    A: Mate i dont no what sort of personal problems you have but it'd be swell if you could keep them to your self.

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    Q: Nice gearz. Would you be willing to sell me some crack though? My dealer recently got arrested and my supplies have been very low as of late ogodhelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmekthankx

    A: Bro, would rather not give out my address or contact details because I haven't finished painting my house with radar and radio reflective paint. In the meantime you can contact me via word of mouth and I'll sort you out a couple of keys! Talk to Dave from Botany, and he'll let Steve know, who will let Sarah know, who will talk to her cousin's uncle, who knows a guy who can get in touch with me. Sweet bro! SWEET! OK! AWESOME. SWEEEEEEEEEEET.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    Q: Nice gearz. Would you be willing to sell me some crack though? My dealer recently got arrested and my supplies have been very low as of late ogodhelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmekthankx

    A: Bro, would rather not give out my address or contact details because I haven't finished painting my house with radar and radio reflective paint. In the meantime you can contact me via word of mouth and I'll sort you out a couple of keys! Talk to Dave from Botany, and he'll let Steve know, who will let Sarah know, who will talk to her cousin's uncle, who knows a guy who can get in touch with me. Sweet bro! SWEET! OK! AWESOME. SWEEEEEEEEEEET.
    bwahahahahahahaha

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    OMFG LOL



    Q:Is this the model than runs on chip fat???
    A:I tend to run this on the road, with both wheels down, not one side down. I thought it was the fireblade series that ran on such fuids

    Q: Re Chip fat.......do you think this is the reason that ZX10's and GSXR 750's slide well on their right hand sides??? Re giving your right leg......... I could do with one as mine does not work at present. How much? Is it in good condition? Do you have a spare back I could borrow?

    A:Sorry but it seems I'm spineless, and have two left feet. For anyone to drop/lowside their bike on the right side.... well, they must have been holding on to some fat, rather than riding properly Could possibly consider live liver donation though - if you have a machine that goes "BING" 4:23 pm, Wed 11 Apr

    dear god the morning laugh i needed rofl

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    got to love the idiots who ask "do you have buy now"in auto adds,especially after add says no buy nows.or whats your reserve when it says reserve is xxx
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Like the auction I had for my PS2 I sold a couple of years ago:

    Q: hi,whta is the lowest price would you take for it.thanks
    A: The reserve price. Thanks.

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    my mate was selling an RG150 a while back - it was $1800 no reserve and some tosser asked this:

    Q: would you take $1800 for it?

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