Unfortunately people that design and manufacture motorcycle garments (including gloves) never wear the stuff. For example:
Gloves (as described above) that presume that their wearers never wear a jacket (I currently own a pair of these); or
Gloves that have some fernangeling draw-string tightener arrangement where the surplus draw-strings flap in the breeze and bang on one's arms, but can only be successfully tucked away by somebody who is not wearing gloves; or
"Waterproof" jackets, where the waterproof membrane excludes the jacket's pockets; or
Jackets that have some funny little pocket on the front that's too small for a cellphone, walkie-talkie or pack of 10 smokes, and which is not waterproof (as described above); or
Waterproof overtrousers that require one to remove one's boots in order to apply; or
Trouser manufacturers who presume that leg length is directly proportional to waist size (I've heard of being undertall for one's weight, but that's ridiculous); or
Jacket manufacturers who make cordura products that aren't waterproof; or
Helmet manufacturers who don't make extra large sizes or who limit their product range based on size; or
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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