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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalor View Post
    Just wondering, any of you biker sorts big metal fans? I've been into metal for years and always loved the idea of riding a bike but only just getting into it now. So far I love it! Anyone play in a local metal band at all?

    FUCK YEAH!!!

    Iron Maiden

    Megadeath

    Sepultura

    Pantera

    Ramstein

    Godsmack

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    HEAVY METAL
    The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
    POWER METAL
    The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
    THRASH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
    FOLK METAL
    The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.
    VIKING METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
    DEATH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
    BLACK METAL
    The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
    GORE METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
    GRIND METAL
    The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
    DOOM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
    GOTHIC METAL
    The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
    PROGRESSIVE METAL
    The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ??HEAVY METAL?? protagonist.
    INDUSTRIAL METAL
    The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
    SPEED METAL
    Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are
    still looking for the one who did this.
    CHRISTIAN METAL
    The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."
    GLAM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
    BATTLE METAL
    The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
    NU METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
    EMO
    The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess
    is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    My avatar, aviator, whatever.....Orchid from Opeth
    My fave band, although my fave album from them is Ghost Reveries

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalor View Post
    Just wondering, any of you biker sorts big metal fans?
    Nah mate. No metal fans here, you're in the wrong place.

    So. Did everyone enjoy Slayer?

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    Black Sabbath
    Iron Madien
    Metallica
    Slayer
    Sepultura
    Soulfly
    Korn
    Pantera
    Tool?
    System of a Down?
    Clutch
    Coal Chamber
    Static X
    Rammstein
    Shihad
    MegaDeath
    Ministry
    Motorhead
    Wisconsin Death Trip

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    I may have listened to to the odd bit of metal occasionally .....
    He who makes a beast out of himself
    Gets rid of the pain of being a man

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    Metals are good. For certain applications, however, I prefer carbon fiber.
    I am surprised that no one have mentioned Judas Priest and Rammstein yet.
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander View Post
    You too huh?

    All we need is lightning, power and might striking down the prophets of false. As the moon is rising, give us a sign. Now let us rise up in awe.
    Rock and roll angel, play that hard rock HALLELUJAH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Titanium is good
    Yep. In Au of them.

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    Free Scott Watson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Rock and roll angel, play that hard rock HALLELUJAH!
    Blood red Sandman would have to be my favorite.

    Seen thier muic vids? Have a search of youtube mate.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander View Post
    Blood red Sandman would have to be my favorite.

    Seen thier muic vids? Have a search of youtube mate.
    Aye... have downloaded all of them... watch them often, my 2 year old loves 'em!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Street Gerbil View Post
    Metals are good. For certain applications, however, I prefer carbon fiber.
    I am surprised that no one have mentioned Judas Priest and Rammstein yet.
    I did say rammstein, didn't say priest, but HELL yeah, sad wings of destiny was there best.

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    Rammstein are good. I was told by a young 'un at work that they're "quite dated now" ...I didn't tell her that Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden and a few others are even older...
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Anyone going to Dragonforce?
    My signature is cooler than yours.

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    nile and decapitated are playing 2 nights after dragonforce as part of the 2 night audience with the devil gig.

    im up on the thursday so might check out dragonforce .... not really my thing but i dont think anything else is happening in auckland on thursday

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