Arrests made at Wellington Dawn Service

[ManDownUnder]

...you should be made to seek out this person and present them with a copyy of the keys to your home in recompense.

KEYS??? How about leaving a screwdriver there, or small jimmy bar. Something they're familiar with. Keys might be a challenge.

im so ashamed ...

'bout time too.

[Mr Merde]

im so ashamed ...

See even you, when confronted by the error of your ways, can be servile and obediant. You cant be trained to believe in the goodness of the most hardened crim and you realise that it is basically all your fault for having a life, for working hard and having all that "neat" stuff that others dont.

I'm glad you have seen the errors of your way and are on the road to full correctness.


Mr

[SARGE]

See even you, when confronted by the error of your ways, can be servile and obediant. You cant be trained to believe in the goodness of the most hardened crim and you realise that it is basically all your fault for having a life, for working hard and having all that "neat" stuff that others dont.

I'm glad you have seen the errors of your way and are on the road to full correctness.


Mr

yea ... next time , i will put the jug on and make sure he's comfy while my wife parades our fine silver out for his inspection

[Mr Merde]

yea ... next time , i will put the jug on and make sure he's comfy while my wife parades our fine silver out for his inspection

Glory be and praise your gods (or not if you dont have any or dieties if godds are too strong a word etc.. ) another convert to the passive way.

Oh Sarge you are truely saved and forever ore you shalkl be known as "a soft touch"

The government has a microchipping experiment they wish you to participate in. Could you report to your nearest WINZ office for implantion.


Mr

[ManDownUnder]

I'm glad you have seen the errors of your way and are on the road to full correctness.
Mr

yea ... next time , i will put the jug on and make sure he's comfy while my wife parades our fine silver out for his inspection

God you two crack me up. Silver on display? Not bad coming from two experienced purveyors of high speed lead.

[ManDownUnder]

The government has a microchipping experiment they wish you to participate in. Could you report to your nearest WINZ office for implantion.

Mr

Yeah I'd watch it. Maurice heads up that department and the chips are inserted with his special beef injector tool.... a literal interpretation on WINZ contribution to the NZ economy as a whole.

[SARGE]

The government has a microchipping experiment they wish you to participate in. Could you report to your nearest WINZ office for implantion.


Mr

am i even allowed in the WINZ office??... im a white guy , i speak English and i didnt arrive on a leaky cargo ship

[Mr Merde]

am i even allowed in the WINZ office??... im a white guy , i speak English and i didnt arrive on a leaky cargo ship

You have seen the errors of your way. The road to correctness lies before you. The tree huggers, gender benders, liberals, pinko's and such are waiting to welcome you with open arms. Feel the love.

WINZ is open to one so enlightened as yourself.

Surely there you will come face to face with your recent protagonist and beg his/her forgiveness for your threatening attitude.


Mr

[ManDownUnder]

am i even allowed in the WINZ office??... im a white guy , i speak English and i didnt arrive on a leaky cargo ship

Dude you just described 20% of the WINZ regulars

[SARGE]

You have seen the errors of your way. The road to correctness lies before you. The tree huggers, gender benders, liberals, pinko's and such are waiting to welcome you with open arms. Feel the love.

WINZ is open to one so enlightened as yourself.

Surely there you will come face to face with your recent protagonist and beg his/her forgiveness for your threatening attitude.


Mr

hey ... maybe the Hippies will be there too????


IM SO THERE !!!!

[Swoop]

The government has a microchipping experiment they wish you to participate in. Could you report to your nearest WINZ office for implantion.

You heard that rumour as well? The "dog" chipping one is the real trial, before the human one....

[MSTRS:Me]

Dude you just described 20% of the WINZ regulars

...but none of the staff...

[MSTRS:Me]

I love reading the stories in the news:

Young man runs down hand bag snatcher and holds him till police arrive. Old ladies rejoice, police have charged the hero with disrupting the peace and assualt and something else whilst the shit bag has been given councilling and had previous convictions quashed.


oh and:

Maoris in illegal land occupation have been vandalising property and stealing neighbours power and water. Police have laid no charge and the govt. is just going to give the land to them rent free.


No wonder youth and criminals in this country are starting to act up, there is no longer a balancing force there to keep em in line.

Wanna co-rule with me and a select few??

[SARGE]

You heard that rumour as well? The "dog" chipping one is the real trial, before the human one....

chipping may not be a bad idea .. start with the felons .. then add the hippies, MP's and protesters .. Sniper and i can stand off 500 meters and zap the protesters with the Chip-Injecting darts ... because they would protest about being asked to submit..

Wanna co-rule with me and a select few??

can i be Minister of Smackdown