you watch too much TVOriginally Posted by Disco Dan
eschew obsification...
you watch too much TV
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
El tardo tardo....
I was riding along the nor western this afternoon and a car started to swerve into my lane so I braked and dropped back then pulled up alongside them and had a look in the window and it was my X doing fucking Sudoku.......beat that
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Perving at my missus' arse while parking..............a police car!
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-Using 2 lanes heading up the kaimais in a big ass 4 wheel drive people mover thing. Trying to race me!
-And talking to their wife when driving ( they locked up their brakes and stopped in the wrong side of the road to miss smashing into the back of me )
Forum whore
I've seen me not stay out of the way of people I should have spotted.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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Do I win anything?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
.....your time is coming
Your Spankme's minion, don't be greedy
Best Frenemy you could have!
One trend I have noticed more and more... people pulling out of side roads straight into the fast lane... since when was that ever a smart idea? Indeed, some even wait for both (or more) lanes to be clear, and only THEN pull out.
Only other stupidity is the inability to keep moving, keep traffic moving. When a car is pulled to the side of the road, to turn into side street, lets all slow down with them, grind to a halt, and once they have turned, we can continue. Its not like we should go around them aye?
One I had happen to me, which was actually bad, and unexpected. Merging lanes, car beside me on left didn't seem to want to go first, so I did. Got in front, and when the lanes merged, I carried on... only to find the car had decided to stick its nose alongside my bike, on a narrowing road, right before a bend, in the pouring rain. A nice casual turn on the seat, with 1 calmly raised finger, pointed in their direction cured that.
eschew obsification...
yep - a MAJOR PRIZE!!!!
your NAME in PURPLE on THIS SITE!!!!!
eeeeek - dontcha think that purple is vomit-inducing??
Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Scotsman on a German
I'm sure someone spotted a nice young lady "flicking the bean" in her car while the rider was lane splitting....apparently put him right off his stride.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
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What??????? A guy multi tasking??????????? Bwahahahahahahahaha.... funny stuff....
Forum whore
man... i need to ride up in auckland for a while! worst ive seen down here is being stuck behind some dopey bitch at the lights while she rummaged in her purse. lights went green, and she was still digging. a quick beep of the horn got her going.
at work, however, ive seen [as they drive along]nose picking, cell phone talking, txting [including one scooter], trying to do a 360 head turn as they stare back at me [fuck that looks funny... dont watch me, watch the bloody road!]
last weekend, work was closed due to the computer getting her period, so cones covering each driveway.
i saw numerous "almost pileups" due to a customer wanting to come in, and slamming their brakes, sitting with their indicator flashing while they contemplated the meaning of the cones.
also saw numerous cars come THROUGH the cones. when questioned, one woman said she thought they were roadworks [what bloody roadworks? the ones 10 minutes down the road??] i wonder whether they would still do that if we had an lpg leak with emergency vehicles everywhere?
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the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
Forum whore
talking on a cellphone while eating a sausage roll
motorway doing 110kph at night....eating a pie....
texting while driving pisses me off no end because ive been in my mates car when hes texting while driving and his attention to the road becomes almost non existant...i don't do it i always stop at lights before i do if i don't finish it at the lights i wait until next lights...or stop somewhere...a call i will take briefly but ask them to call back.
i can't think of anything else right now
MAD I SAY
when i uesd to do truck deliveries i once saw a young lady playing with herself while waiting at a set of lights, she seemed oblivious to the fact i was there
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST SO WHEN YOU DIE YOUR FRIENDS DONT HAVE TO LIE AT YOUR FUNERAL
Forum whore
ddnt happen to get a phone number did ya?
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