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**onearmedbandit** · 29th April 2007, 13:13

Back off Finn, I was dealing with the same guy two weeks ago, that $10 mil is mine. However, if you send me $500,000 I'll be happy to bring you in on the deal.

**RC1** · 29th April 2007, 13:17

Originally Posted by Curious_AJ

*sigh* chain letters...

but then again, always look out for suspicious strangers kids, you never know when they can pop up and rape you! (or mug you etc etc)

stupid comment to make IMHO

Originally Posted by Beemer

And did she? Ring the police, that is? Perhaps if she had, she wouldn't have wasted your time and ours!

yes police were rung and statements taken, i dont consider a distressed friend of mine a waste of time and if you think this is a waste of yours then maybe you shouldnt post in here

**CM2005** · 29th April 2007, 13:22

lol, those nigerian dudes ring you up if you reply with your celly number!

**pyrocam** · 29th April 2007, 13:33

by the way, this is your bank please login to confirm your security details
www.yourbank.com/signin.asp

**Jeaves** · 29th April 2007, 14:45

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.

**Beemer** · 29th April 2007, 14:47

Originally Posted by RCTL

yes police were rung and statements taken, i dont consider a distressed friend of mine a waste of time and if you think this is a waste of yours then maybe you shouldnt post in here

I really find it hard to believe that you accept this actually happened to your friend! This story has been doing the rounds for years and I have NEVER met anyone it has happened to. I also sincerely doubt that the police were contacted and took statements. If this WAS genuine, it would be on the tv news and police would be warning everyone about it. But having said that, feel free to carry on wasting our time, we all enjoy laughing at other's stupidity at times.

**Steam** · 29th April 2007, 14:55

Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

**Donor** · 29th April 2007, 15:05

Originally Posted by RCTL

stupid comment to make IMHO

yes police were rung and statements taken, i dont consider a distressed friend of mine a waste of time and if you think this is a waste of yours then maybe you shouldnt post in here

Dude... you fell for a chain letter... stfu and stop making it worse on yourself...

I can only laugh so much before milk comes out my nose!

**sunhuntin** · 29th April 2007, 15:08

replace the words pak n save with any of the following:

wal mart
home depot
radio shack
woolworths
new world

and there you have 5 different scenarios. its bull. if that happened to me, i would NOT be emailing friends, id be phoning them. yes, by all means, be careful. but an email hoax is a hoax. what was the one with the pub and the horse tranquilizer that steralises women?

**Finn** · 29th April 2007, 15:09

Originally Posted by RCTL

yes police were rung and statements taken, i dont consider a distressed friend of mine a waste of time and if you think this is a waste of yours then maybe you shouldnt post in here

Dude, give it up while you still have some dignity left. Either your friend is lying or you are. Step away from the thread and lay low for a couple of weeks and we'll forget you ever posted this.

**yod** · 29th April 2007, 15:40

Originally Posted by PuppetMaster

Computers are not your friend.

yes they are

tis the evil users that dont like us....

**Hitcher** · 29th April 2007, 16:17

One would have to be of particularly sensitive disposition to collapse into a state of unconsciousness after a sniff of ether.

One would have to be an even bigger pillock to stand in a supermarket car park holding a bottle of ether and expecting gullible women to succumb to one's wiles.

**Steam** · 29th April 2007, 16:30

Originally Posted by Hitcher

One would have to be an even bigger pillock to stand in a supermarket car park holding a bottle of ether and expecting gullible women to succumb to one's wiles.

Works for me, and I don't even need the ether. I just wear tight pants and wink at the single mums.