Lost my nipple.

[Disco Dan]

Yes thats right. Yesterday I lost my nipple.

I was riding down to Pukekoweeee with a friend, and thought I would take my camlebak thing to have a little drink on the way.

...well cruising along the motorway at about 5am I reached for the tube, tried to open the valve and the little rubber nipple pinged off.... water sprayed EVERYWHERE. It was like someone had just let go of a hosepipe.. the entire contents of the camelbak emptied itself on me and my bike... by the time I managed to grab the thing again and turn the valve off it was empty.

Pulled up at the servo, and I was soaked. My friend was litterally rolling on the floor laughing when I told him what happend. I feel like such a fool! ! !

I need a new nipple. This one is getting fricking glued on so I dont lose it.

Stupid crappy design fault if you ask me.... *gumpf*

[placidfemme]

*is disappointed with this thread*

*goes to find other "nipple" topics*

[ArcherWC]

not surprising, you seem to loose pretty much anything

[Finn]

not surprising, you seem to loose pretty much anything

Except for his virginity.

[jrandom]

You can buy replacement bite valves ('nipples'?) at any sporting goods store that sells Camelbaks. Had to replace mine recently.

[Disco Dan]

Wheres Morcs gone??? I want my nipple!! ! ! !

[YLWDUC]

*is disappointed with this thread*
*goes to find other "nipple" topics*

I'd blame Disco for the deceptive thread (tit)le. Imagine raising the standard of conversation on the KB website, the nerve of some people.

[Disco Dan]

It was blue. Does that make me a smurf nipple lover?

[jrandom]

If we want to talk about losing nipples proper, well... at the 2005 Auckland Marathon, I forgot to tape up the night before. The hastily-applied bandaids came off about 30 minutes in, and by the end of the run, I had blood trickling down my chest. It was fucking agonising.

[ManDownUnder]

If we want to talk about losing nipples proper, well... at the 2005 Auckland Marathon, I forgot to tape up the night before. The hastily-applied bandaids came off about 30 minutes in, and by the end of the run, I had blood trickling down my chest. It was fucking agonising.

Stop it I'm getting all aroused...

[Morcs]

Stupid crappy design fault if you ask me.... *gumpf*

Hey dont slag off my products! you got it for free so cant complain.

I have a spare. or you can buy a camelbak hydrolock and bite valve (much better), usually $28 for the pair but to you, $15

[Morcs]

It was blue. Does that make me a smurf nipple lover?

It was green

Dont even know the colour of your nipples eh? i find this deeply concerning...

[Disco Dan]

Hey dont slag off my products! you got it for free so cant complain.

I have a spare. or you can buy a camelbak hydrolock and bite valve (much better), usually $28 for the pair but to you, $15

It pinged off the first time I actually tried to use it while riding!!!!

If it works I wont complain about it!!!

...and yeah thanks for the freebie hehe

hmmm hydrolock thingy ma-whatsit sounds good... "hook a brother up, ya'all" something like that anyway...

Is it like your one? Your nipple looks like it will fit under my helmet, so I can suck on it better...

[Morcs]

It pinged off the first time I actually tried to use it while riding!!!!

If it works I wont complain about it!!!

...and yeah thanks for the freebie hehe

hmmm hydrolock thingy ma-whatsit sounds good... "hook a brother up, ya'all" something like that anyway...

Is it like your one? Your nipple looks like it will fit under my helmet, so I can suck on it better...

Yeah tis the same as mine, easy to use to and more compact.

Let me know if you want it and ill buy it straight off the shelf.

[Disco Dan]

easy to use to and more compact.

Your nipple huh?

We still talking about camalbaks ay?

...im keen to give your nipple a try, see if it can stand up to my bite.

Cheers