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  1. 10th May 2007, 20:21 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    Just as long as they don't merge the Dentist, Optometrist and Proctologist threads we should be OK.
    so a dentist, an Optometrist, and a Proctologist walk into a bar .......
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    Are you having trouble with the ole' grapes Col?....well Maha man PHD/BS is here to help. Firstly, can you touch your toes while in a sit down position? The pain and smell should be immense not to mention intoxicating...that being said, if you achive this feat, this means you have time on your side so please call me tomorrow on 0800 PLUGME asap!....
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    Oh, so you're out now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Oh, so you're out now?

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    But be afraid if he want a massage.
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    I see that you too, have the same problem...
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    Give yourself one of your hugs, Col, and squeeze real hard
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    I did. I felt secure and loved....
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    Are you cross eyed because you broke you glasses frame the other day - did you find a good solderologist to stick them back together?
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    But be afraid if he want a massage.
    He doesn't scare me...........
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    Maybe that's what's wrong... I just need to get it between my thumb and forefinger..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    ... putting your finger in it and rubbing hard.......
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    He doesn't scare me...........
    What, not even one of those massages?
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    I know an excellent Proctologist. He once wallpapered his hallway... from his letterbox.
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    Say it not spray it...
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    I understand that Sir Lance-a=lot was very popular in the Dark Ages for this sort of thing. He came highly recomended by the Green Knight. Apparently the cure was something to do with flat-u-lances.

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