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Thread: Carver competition. Pick-up line?

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    you've been a naughty white boy havn't you? you need to punished!

    or

    Where is it?/ What the hell is that?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Hey There, Inheriting 50 million dollars just doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart does it?
    This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexthekidd View Post
    Hey There, Inheriting 50 million dollars just doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart does it?


    hahaha nice

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    A good one for over sea travel...

    You: got any kiwi in you?
    Chick: No
    You: Want some?


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    If you were milk... you'd be Primo!

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    How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried, scrambled or fertilised?
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    You Frog Fucker

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    i officially win this thread, bow down to me
    This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

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    "What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

    Eh fark off Georgio

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    Guy: "Have you ever tripped over a branch?"

    Girl: "Umm, no. Why?"

    Guy: "How bout a root?"

    Girl: *evil glare*

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    "Maybe we should have grabbed the tweezers"

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    sounds like personal experiance there kittie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    sounds like personal experiance there kittie?

    With what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dan View Post
    Guyid it hurt?

    Gal: What?

    Guy: When you fell from heaven


    oldie but goodie
    OMG someone ACTUALLY tried that line on me once. And he ACTUALLY seemed to think he was being smooth and sophisticated by using it. And then I was stuck on a crowded train beside him for the next 18 hours. Good grief. Thanks for the memories Big Dan

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    OMG someone ACTUALLY tried that line on me once. And he ACTUALLY seemed to think he was being smooth and sophisticated by using it. And then I was stuck on a crowded train beside him for the next 18 hours. Good grief. Thanks for the memories Big Dan
    ok thats worth a bling

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    Guy: "Have you ever tripped over a branch?"

    Girl: "Umm, no. Why?"

    Guy: "How bout a root?"

    Girl: *evil glare*
    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    With what?
    somebody use that on ya?

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