Originally Posted by MSTRS
Havent you got work to do?......MSTRISS.....
NEDWN VIII
Havent you got work to do?......MSTRISS.....
The instructions are simple...
Och aye an' awae w'ye the nooHavent you got work to do?......MSTRISS.....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Deus ex ukulele
Sigh. We've done this before. Playwright. Based on the word "wrought", like a wheelwright or a cartwright. And, double sigh, Shakespeare was the playwright who wrote McBeth (the Scottish play). Not to be confused with Robbie Burns, THE Scottish poet.
(Brought to you, in the interests of public safety, as a joint-venture between the BDOTGNZA and the Kiwi Biker Serious Burns Unit)
Anyway, who took this thread seriously off topic?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Forum whore
Not me!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
NEDWN VIII
Cant have been me either.....i just cocked up what i had to say....but that was my Character not meeeee.....
Bogeyman
Sooo... some of you seem to be saying you think you're actually really real
I thought you ghosts all just lived inside my machine...
Forum whore
Sooo... some of you seem to be saying you think you're actually really real
I thought you ghosts all just lived inside my machine...
Oh, we're real!And we're watching you....
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
.....your time is coming
Yeah, Mr 20 Poster.............Oh, we're real!
White is the new black
Nice save to bring it back on topic! This waffle just proves that some members can switch on a Scottish character...Cant have been me either.....i just cocked up what i had to say....but that was my Character not meeeee.....
bouncy
GAH!!! The first time it was written as McBeth I thought that you Hitcher, you illustrious BTZonga or whatever it is, would surely have picked up on the error.... But alas, no...
You philistines!!! It is Macbeth.... gottit?
Sheesh!
Forum whore
translate...hmm...good point....wheres a smurf when ya need one!!
Bogeyman
Macbeth... Macbeth, right:
TAE A FERT
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin' all ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try to stifle, It's like a bullet oot a rifle.
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek.
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae ---- ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry.
A'bodyroon aboot me chokin,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusin glower,
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.
Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o won wee ferty.
Now thats cultcha mate
Forum whore
jesus christ he talks like Mc Jim
Deus ex ukulele
The Kiwi Biker Serious Burns Unit applauds!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Fangin' It!
Aye, bling laddie!
Sorry Officer - I wasn't speeding, i was qualifying...
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