Sigh. We've done this before. Playwright. Based on the word "wrought", like a wheelwright or a cartwright. And, double sigh, Shakespeare was the playwright who wrote McBeth (the Scottish play). Not to be confused with Robbie Burns, THE Scottish poet.
(Brought to you, in the interests of public safety, as a joint-venture between the BDOTGNZA and the Kiwi Biker Serious Burns Unit)
Anyway, who took this thread seriously off topic?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Cant have been me either.....i just cocked up what i had to say....but that was my Character not meeeee.....![]()
Sooo... some of you seem to be saying you think you're actually really real![]()
I thought you ghosts all just lived inside my machine...![]()
Macbeth... Macbeth, right:
TAE A FERT
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin' all ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try to stifle, It's like a bullet oot a rifle.
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek.
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae ---- ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry.
A'bodyroon aboot me chokin,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusin glower,
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.
Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o won wee ferty.
Now thats cultcha mate![]()
jesus christ he talks like Mc Jim
Aye, bling laddie!
Sorry Officer - I wasn't speeding, i was qualifying...
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