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    Captain Kirk vs Luke Skywalker

    I think Kirk would win. Even with the lightsaber, Luke is no match for the wiles and sheer character of Kirk. He's unkillable.
    Kirk vs Darth Vader...? Kirk
    Kirk vs Picard? Kirk.
    Kirk vs Spock? Hmmm... Kirk?

    Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.
    me... first I torture him with my music and then and then well actually he probably will committ suicide after that
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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    me... first I torture him with my music and then and then well actually he probably will committ suicide after that
    Having listened to your music, I must agree.
    Nah, just joking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.
    The labour party could. No contest. Tie him up in red tape then bleed him dry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    The labour party could. No contest. Tie him up in red tape then bleed him dry.
    No, see, Starfleet already tried that, they made him an Admiral, gave someone else the Enterprise, stuck him behind a desk. But he took advantage of a looming interstellar cloud, rode to the rescue, got demoted back to the captain's seat, and there he is again.

    If Labour tried to do something like that I'd bet the Earth would be menaced by aliens so Kirk had to go back in time and eradicate social inequality so Labour didn't need to exist in the first place, then he'd be free to battle the aliens (in a cunning manner) and save the earth (and the Enterprise).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Nah, just joking!
    I wasn't...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    No, see, Starfleet already tried that, they made him an Admiral, gave someone else the Enterprise, stuck him behind a desk. But he took advantage of a looming interstellar cloud, rode to the rescue, got demoted back to the captain's seat, and there he is again.
    but the more logical path would be shot first ask questions later... you know the song "we come in peace shoot to kill" then go back in time to ensure the marshmellows for the future and setup a business to make a bizillion gizillion dollars ...

    oh wait wrong show never mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    No, see, Starfleet already tried that, they made him an Admiral, gave someone else the Enterprise, stuck him behind a desk. But he took advantage of a looming interstellar cloud, rode to the rescue, got demoted back to the captain's seat, and there he is again.

    If Labour tried to do something like that I'd bet the Earth would be menaced by aliens so Kirk had to go back in time and eradicate social inequality so Labour didn't need to exist in the first place, then he'd be free to battle the aliens (in a cunning manner) and save the earth (and the Enterprise).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    I think Kirk would win. Even with the lightsaber, Luke is no match for the wiles and sheer character of Kirk. He's unkillable.
    Kirk vs Darth Vader...? Kirk
    Kirk vs Picard? Kirk.
    Kirk vs Spock? Hmmm... Kirk?

    Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.
    And he's got an invincible weapon. "Beam me up Scotty."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Your duct tape collection is calling you... you've been away from it too long...
    Heh, that's called "intertextuality": referring to the contents of a thread in a post in a different thread. Clever Cola.
    And for your elucidation, I collect 1930s to 1960's Tilley Lamps, not duct tape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Who could kill Kirk? In my opinion, no force in the universe could stop a righteously angry Kirk pushed into a corner.
    Evil Kirk wont make the same mistake...
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