Lying pig, scumbag filth

[scumdog]

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Mate, I am horrified, disgusted and ashamed that this sort of thing is happening. I loved policing and always did everything by the book - if I didn't catch someone - too bad, you just don't lie.

My attitude too -why bother telling porkies just to get another ticket (like who's counting?)

But I guess there are always a certain number in any organisation who will 'let the team down', luckily I've never met one myself.

[scumdog]

Your boss(es)

Not my bosses matey.

I'm sure I've issued even less than last year (I don't count them and neither does anybody else so I'm a bit vague on this) and as yet nobody has said a thing.

[MSTRS:Me]

Perhaps there is still a part of NZ where sanity prevails?? Lucky Southlanders eh?

[scumdog]

Perhaps there is still a part of NZ where sanity prevails?? Lucky Southlanders eh?

Hmm, in more and more ways I'm finding the 'advantages' of living way up north somewhat obscure and even daunting.........and I suspect do not outweigh the 'disadvantages' of living down here...

[Fatjim]

Perhaps there is still a part of NZ where sanity prevails?? Lucky Southlanders eh?

More likely they can't count past 12, the number of digits on both hands.

[scumdog]

More likely they can't count past 12, the number of digits on both hands.

Shock-horror!

You mean you mere mortals from the north have LESS than 12 fingers??? No wonder you're a sorry underproducing lot and ride your bikes funny!!

[terbang]

Yup, you can easily spot a southlander they all have a scar on thier left shoulder where the other head was surgically removed after birth.

[Virago]

Yup, you can easily spot a southlander they all have a scar on thier left shoulder where the other head was surgically removed after birth.

.....As opposed to the Norf Islanders who have a scar on their right shoulders, from the surgical removal of a chip.......

[Grahameeboy]

.....As opposed to the Norf Islanders who have a scar on their right shoulders, from the surgical removal of a chip.......

How do you remove a chip?

Never understood this Norf v Soff stuff....love the South South Island but there are pros and cons for both I guess......

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

I reckon the cop saw me, knew I was doing over 80k and had 111k from a previous bust on his machine, so even if I'd asked to view it he'd have had a figure to show me.

I know of a few cases where this has happened. 5 people I know (in different vehicles) traveling to the same location and 4 of them got a speeding ticket with the same speed. 113kph. The first swears she was doing 80, 2nd swears he was on 100 as does the third. The fourth swears was only doing 95... The fifth didn't get a ticket, but past the cop writing one out... Coincedence... that they all got the same speed... I think not.

I got a ticket for for doing 120... which well I may or may not have been doing that speed. However 5 minutes later a different cop pulls me up says I was doing 65 in a 50... this is the one I disagree with... my speedo and GPS was saying 45kph

But on the whole MOST are good cops... just a few to spoil the batch

[scumdog]

How do you remove a chip?

Never understood this Norf v Soff stuff....love the South South Island but there are pros and cons for both I guess......

South = poorer, more red-necks, colder, less amenities, too many fingers etc but better hunting, more open roads and less traffic.

North = richer, more sophisticated, warmer, get all the rock groups and concerts, 'flasher' houses, more yachting/surfing and beach lifestyles, sheaper products/bigger variety etc etc,


My view of the North? Too many people, too busy roads, too much crime, too impersonal, too expensive.

OK, may be a sweeping generalisation but it's MY perception.

Could live there should I want to but have yet to be convinced it's a 'good move'.

[peasea]

South = poorer, more red-necks, colder, less amenities, too many fingers etc but better hunting, more open roads and less traffic.

North = richer, more sophisticated, warmer, get all the rock groups and concerts, 'flasher' houses, more yachting/surfing and beach lifestyles, sheaper products/bigger variety etc etc,


My view of the North? Too many people, too busy roads, too much crime, too impersonal, too expensive.

OK, may be a sweeping generalisation but it's MY perception.

Could live there should I want to but have yet to be convinced it's a 'good move'.

Well, I grew up in Welly, moved to Hastings for a couple of years, back to Welly in 83 and up to Auckland in 86. I've done zillions of k's on both islands and met almost as many people. Without doubt the Mainland has it over the north island and I can't wait for our move at Christmas. Auckland IS impersonal, Wellington is a much better place/has more firendly people but I got sick of the topography. It depends what you want; we want to tour and have toured the NI to death. When I can't tour on two wheels I'll do it on four but the way I figure it there's little chance I'll get the years on the Mainland that I've had on the NI; however, I'll give it a shot.

I'm a firm believer in the old saying 'don't leave town 'til you've seen the country' and there's a heap I ain't seen yet buy my old eyes see better things in the south. The way New Zealand used to be.

[The Pastor]

ima SI fan too, mainly cos I hate people.

[peasea]

Right; check this out!
Today I get some mail related to my PCA complaint, it reads;
"I have been instructed to investigate your complaint dated 17 July 2007".

So when that date occurs I'll be sure to lodge another one.

If this is the level of professionalism we're dealing with, what hope have I got?

Further to that my complaint has been assigned to someone who's about to go on leave. Then that particular Sgt requests contact details that I supplied on the original form.

WTF????

[Storm]

Its called incompetance mate. Sadly a regular feature of govt dept's these days