He's just a Charlatan (imposter), and his words are "Slippery as Snot" (untrustworthy), so tell him to "Rev up and F**K off"!
His Excellency
He's just a Charlatan (imposter), and his words are "Slippery as Snot" (untrustworthy), so tell him to "Rev up and F**K off"!
His Excellency
(A woman in tight pants walking towards you)
Ere boy, gork on that. She's chew'n cotton.
Town slut: "Seen more pricks than a second hand dart board".
Po ta toes
or same woman with tight pants walking away from you, she's wearing 'hungry arse pants'.
Ta
Crickey! Those pants must be spray painted on!
Deus ex ukulele
Q: Whoar! How do you get into a pair of pants like those?
A: You could start by buying me a drink...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
His Excellency
Hell West, and Crooked.
Stockmans term: Things all over the place. " The heard broke the fence, and are Hell West and Crooked!
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Like mumble pants.......Originally Posted by Drew
You can see the lips moving but you can't hear what the cunt's saying.
Loud and Uncouth
"Faaark, look at her (as she is walking way), her arse looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp" (Particularly sensual type walking)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Aargh, photos!
Hmm, this thread is great the way it veers in different directions, yet still stays on topic
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Ta
Pick up a bottle of "plonk" on your way over.
Plonk being a cheep bottle of vine.
Vacuum packed Vamp
I'll be repeating a few peoples efforts, and I apologise.
Thingymajig
trollop
bogan ( I moved from auck to Nelson, and havent heard it since)
munter ( as above)
Holy moly
What the heck?
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Cap, Shirt, Bata Bullets...Go
Shazbot
Criminy
"...just quietly"
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
....and I'll whip up a bowl of flummery.
Hardcore Biker
Please and Thank you.........
and, let me get that for you maam...
Loud and Uncouth
"She bangs like a dunny door in a gale"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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