Do I really need my brain?

**Conquiztador** · 1st June 2007, 21:03

Okay okay, this sounds like a MENSA Master question, but really, do I?
I mean, I hardly ever use it anyway.
I'd like to go off to the Intelligence Symposium (discussing new developments in survival of the biker spiecies) tomorrow but my brain is stuck on slightly due to an past trip not retracting properly.
The Cerebellum rub against the Occipital Lobe, and it gets too hot to touch. So I'd just detach it and drain the fluid till I can get it fixed next week.
This is a really bad idea, eh?

Thanks to Steam for un-intentionally paving the way for this question.

**Steam** · 1st June 2007, 21:07

I'm gunna track you down and kick your spanish arse back to spain-land, spanish-boy.
I shall show you the same mercy you showed the Aztec!

Counting down the minutes till this gets moved to PD

**NZsarge** · 1st June 2007, 21:09

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

Okay okay, this sounds like a MENZA Master question, but really, do I?
I mean, I hardly ever use it anyway.
I'd like to go off to the Intelligence Symposium (discussing new developments in survival of the biker spiecies) tomorrow but my brain is stuck on slightly due to an past trip not retracting properly.
The Cerebellum rub against the Occipital Lobe, and it gets too hot to touch. So I'd just detach it and drain the fluid till I can get it fixed next week.
This is a really bad idea, eh?

Thanks to Steam for un-intentionally paving the way for this question.

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**Conquiztador** · 1st June 2007, 21:11

Thats the spirit!!

**ruphus** · 2nd June 2007, 01:13

Bling sent. I just finished readling Steam's post and then read this.

**Conquiztador** · 2nd June 2007, 08:36

Have corrected the spelling mistake. Now I know why they never accepted my application. ;-)

**Big Dave** · 2nd June 2007, 09:21

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

Have corrected the spelling mistake. Now I know why they never accepted my application. ;-)

very good. Like the Far Side 'School for the Gifted'.

**Mr. Peanut** · 2nd June 2007, 09:26

I think we're going to enjoy having you around

**Conquiztador** · 2nd June 2007, 13:49

I have got my first official telling off. I am now marked, tainted, under scrutiny even...

I admit my wrong doing. I was baaaaad. I started a thread under the wrong heading. This is a punishable act. I have been told it is an "infraction". (infract - "offend all laws of humanity"; "violate the basic laws or human civilization")

It was never my attention to bring the civilization as we know it to its knees. Promise!!!

But I have been spared the noose. There is no warming up of the electric chair. Nobody is at the Pharmacy getting their syringe filled with a lethal dose. I have been allowed to watch another sunrise!! I am one of the lucky ones. Must remember to buy a Lotto ticket today...

Thank you!!!

So close...I am shaking. Time for some JD so soothe my nerves. (Lets just hope that it does not, like usually, give me superhuman strength and wit...)