Paris Hilton is off to jail (again?)

**SpankMe** · 8th June 2007, 10:35

The "medical reasons" were that she refused to eat the prison food. What a fucking joke.

**Joni** · 8th June 2007, 10:39

Originally Posted by SpankMe

The "medical reasons" were that she refused to eat the prison food. What a fucking joke.

You have got to be kidding me.... no fucking ways.....

Im Gobsmacked!

**Big Dave** · 8th June 2007, 10:44

The Girls that ate Paris.

**ManDownUnder** · 8th June 2007, 10:44

I think she has a fair objection... I can imagine the prison food is only half the issue...

The offers to shove it up her arse would have been plentiful

**Ocean1** · 8th June 2007, 10:47

Originally Posted by zadok

What an utter joke the whole thing has been. 'Medical reasons' .....probably alcohol & raging withdrawal.

"Diet related"... Didn't like her porridge apparently.

**Grahameeboy** · 8th June 2007, 10:48

Regardless of who she is, jail for driving whilst suspended is silly....she was silly assuming she knew which seems to be everyone's assumption.

She did not have to drive with all her money if she knew she was suspended.

**Ocean1** · 8th June 2007, 11:03

Originally Posted by Joni

Amazing how the rules change when you have money and "fame".

What would happen if a serial murderer was realeased due to "medical reasons" - pffft, she did the crime, she should do the f***ing time... no matter what her last name is.

Wonder if there'll be any public backlash, outraged indignation etc.
Or is America entirely too wraped up in their fame fettish experiment...

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Regardless of who she is, jail for driving whilst suspended is silly....she was silly assuming she knew which seems to be everyone's assumption.

She did not have to drive with all her money if she knew she was suspended.

The lack of concequences sorta set's the story up nicely for the next installment though. What vacuous stunt will she come up with next do you think?

**Winston001** · 8th June 2007, 13:07

Originally Posted by Ocean1

Wonder if there'll be any public backlash, outraged indignation etc.
Or is America entirely too wraped up in their fame fettish experiment...

There is an outraged public backlash already. What's more, Miss Hilton doesn't seem to be too popular with her peers (other famous rich types). Just before she reported for prison, she appeared at an MTV awards ceremony and was jeered by the crowd.

Frankly I'm appalled that she has been released. What are the odds of the shoplifter in the next cell having "dietry" problems and going home??......

**Bend-it** · 8th June 2007, 13:13

Originally Posted by Ocean1

The lack of concequences sorta set's the story up nicely for the next installment though. What vacuous stunt will she come up with next do you think?

And which innocent motorist will get killed by her drunk antics...

**SpankMe** · 8th June 2007, 17:03

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars.

Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

Did she give the Sheriff a blowjob to get out early?

**ManDownUnder** · 8th June 2007, 17:06

Originally Posted by SpankMe

Did she give the Sheriff a blowjob to get out early?

Fuck I hope he's had his shots ...

**RantyDave** · 8th June 2007, 17:24

Originally Posted by SpankMe

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.

Perhaps not the finest career move Mr Baca has ever done - County Sheriff to fast food retail assistant in one fell swoop.

Dave

**Flatcap** · 8th June 2007, 17:59

Originally Posted by SpankMe

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.

Did she give the Sheriff a blowjob to get out early?

...and it begins...

This is the opening gambit to a drawn out stream of suits and counter-suits, which will be just about as interesting as watching the dog's turds harden.

**BuFfY** · 8th June 2007, 18:18

Originally Posted by RantyDave

Perhaps not the finest career move Mr Baca has ever done - County Sheriff to fast food retail assistant in one fell swoop.

Dave

Well he can now sell his story to every womans mag in the world! and if he does loose his job I am sure the Hilton family will give him a payout seen as he is the man who got their daughter out of jail, even if only for one night