Guess who's coming to dinner

**HDTboy** · 10th June 2007, 11:14

In a further attempt to find funding for my racing habit. I am offering my services as a bloody good cook.

For a nominal fee, I will come to your house, use your kitchen, dishes, and food, and prepare a dinner that will blow your mind. I have no formal training as a chef, but am a fully qualified bloody good cook. All of my meals are nutritious, filling, and tasty.

Bugjuice, and Keystone19 haven't agreed to be references, but I'll put their names up anyway. They know how good my food is

**snot** · 10th June 2007, 12:00

I dont know how filling or nutritious a microwave meal is Gav, stick to the man whoring you peanut.

**Macktheknife** · 10th June 2007, 12:50

So what constitutes a nominal fee these days?

**BuFfY** · 10th June 2007, 12:57

How good is your knowledge on salicylate free meals

And do we get to supply the chefs outfit?

**Keystone19** · 10th June 2007, 17:46

Actually he's pretty good.

Our menu consisted of pork cutlets wrapped around mushrooms and apple served with vegetables and potato.

Highly recommended...