Nah, when I finally found a pen, Jesus's hands had been nailed to a big ol' cross. I asked him to hold the pen in his mouth but he was too busy screaming "ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI?"
I told him to HTFU. Blaady noisy bastard. He soon shut up though, some solider speared him in the guts.
The guy beside him, Brian I think his name was, he signed it though, along with those thieves.
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