anyone would think you are trying to avoid me mark??? lol
its stickchicks fault, not mine AGAIN!!!![]()
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
He can always stop and hug his bike on the way home!
I've been pleased with the Ducati in the cold weather - those air cooled engines seem to put out more heat than the liquid cooled ones. I just crouch down and tighten the knees to get toastie warm and out of the wind!
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's
drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - another Sodom and Gomorrah.
But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid the oral sex thing has reached epidemic proportions on Earth.
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity." replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those 88%
who practice oral sex, we should reward those 12% who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of those good people." And so they did.
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>Hmmm...You didn't get the letter either, huh??
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
'I always have coffee when I watch radar, everyone knows that' - Lord Dark Helmet -
www.stepup.mil.nz
It gets a bit harder to start without the choke in cold weather but then that's what the choke is for - once it's warm it's fine.
I've heard that on some of the Desmodue engines there is a carb freezing problem but apparently you can get a carb heating kit fitted to make the bike work well in all temperatures. I'm the fifth NZ owner of my bike so it could be that a previous owner has done this.
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