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  1. 27th June 2007, 06:15 #16
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    Bitch..........thought i had her when we got in the spa pool............ but no
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    Bitch alright I got a one for trying to cop a feel. Sheeel be back.
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  3. 27th June 2007, 07:06 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Bitch..........thought i had her when we got in the spa pool............ but no
    what about when you meet her friend in town and they share a bikini in the pool..........
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  4. 27th June 2007, 07:47 #19
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    I got plenty of kisses. I didn't go for the grab though- but she did show me her hooters.

    Photo evidence requested from those claiming they did better please.
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  5. 27th June 2007, 07:54 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    I got plenty of kisses. I didn't go for the grab though - but she did show me her hooters.

    Photo evidence requested from those claiming they did better please.
    The end was an animation/movie........
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  6. 27th June 2007, 08:00 #21
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    Yeah - alright mate.
    I just played it again and my CD drive popped open this time, then she asked me to insert my todger. Honest.....
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  7. 27th June 2007, 08:20 #22
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    the gif is too large to upload.....


    but massage the bum to get some!
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    Sweet managed to spend the night! Just do the opposite to what your male instinct tells you and you will get there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    Yeah - alright mate.
    I just played it again and my CD drive popped open this time, then she asked me to insert my todger. Honest.....
    Well... what happened ?
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    I hope you boys are using protection she seems like a real slapper...
    <span style=font-family: Century Gothic><font size=4><font color=DarkOrchid>Live and let live</font></font></span>
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc View Post
    Well... what happened ?
    Lasers sting. Either that or she has a bad dose of VD. By 'eck my knob was sore afterwards.
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  12. 27th June 2007, 08:38 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by u4ea View Post
    I hope you boys are using protection she seems like a real slapper...
    I've got virus protection on my PC. Does that count?
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    I put a rock station on and she said "woot!".....I don't fancy her anymore....
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    Boy, that was funny..
    Just thought I'd give it a go! you know, just in case I feel like batting for the other team someday...see how I would actually score (or if I'd score at all!)
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    weird this is the only thread that does give me the little "you have posted in this thread" icon in the new posts page. Anyone else getting this problem? any idea why MODS?
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