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    Speeding Ozzies have small willies

    Allegedly....

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    Speeding: Ozzie TV Ad

    OK, this ad is aimed at boy racers in cars, but it could possible apply to bikers... will it work better than ads portraying secenes of carnage?

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6240288.stm


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    *giggle* might just work
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    I find it interesting that people have become desensitised to gruesome images, such as people being mutilated in car accidents.

    I'm not convinced the replacement campaign will be any more effective.

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    Bit more in the kitchen time, bit less making stupid adverts for her.

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    I don't get this whole thing. If you have a small dick, you have a small dick.
    People reminding you of the fact isn't going to make you drive slower.

    If you don't have a small dick then people telling you that you have are simply wrong. This also is not going to make you drive slower.
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    Society accepts that with the freedom that private transport (or public for that matter), a number of deaths are probable. Big woop. 400 starving children die every hour, and we go boo hoo about 400 road deaths a year...? That's some stupid priorities.

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    RTA state that 40% of all accidents are caused by speeding. Blah blah blah blah. What a complete pile of steaming shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    RTA state that 40% of all accidents are caused by speeding. Blah blah blah blah. What a complete pile of steaming shite.
    Which is probably correct if you apply their definition of speed to the statistics. And that definition includes speeding as in 'exceeding the current posted speed limit' and as in 'going to fast for the conditions' irrelevant of whether you are exceeding the posted limit or not.

    What ratio of one to the other makes up the total of accidents I don't know, but we are all well aware they choose to pursue reducing the 'exceeding the posted limit' occurances as their nirvana solution to the problem, and pay not much more than lip service to driver education and better roads to ensure people drive to the conditions.

    All this probably stems from a government demanding certain results in terms of reductions, but expecting those results to be delivered from one department (the Traffic Police) rather than a combined effort including roading and other agencies, and expected to be delivered to certain restraints including but not nessecarily(sp) restricted to budgets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whynot View Post
    I don't get this whole thing. If you have a small dick, you have a small dick.
    People reminding you of the fact isn't going to make you drive slower.

    If you don't have a small dick then people telling you that you have are simply wrong. This also is not going to make you drive slower.

    Actually, its not a matter of where or not you have a small dick (you can sigh a breath of relief here whynot) is a matter of does that chick who looks pretty mint think you have a small dick or not.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    I confident guy doesnt need any sort of extension to impress a girl.

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    I think it is brilliant.

    If you see a moron doing something stupid you can visually call 'em a dick.
    Works for chics too - means: 'she's hung like a cashew'.

    Brilliant.

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