Father says to his 16 year old son "Now then son your almost a man now, but have you lost your virginity yet?"
His son looked down a little embarassed, his face reddened "Erm no" he said quietly.
Feeling a little flush father gives his son £20 and tells him to go down to the red light district and become a real man.
The sons eyes twinkle and he smiles, "Wow cheers dad! you're the best!" With that he bolts out of the door, his father smiles after him.
A couple of hours pass, but as the son is on his way down town he decides to call into his grandma's house. She asks him what he's doing with himself and he tells grandma about the converstaion that he had with his dad.
"you don't want to go down there with them filthy ladies, you can come upstairs with me!"
The boy looks a little bewildered but thinks he can pocket the £20 and thinks what the hell and he follows his grandma upstairs where she shows him a good time.
When he returns home his father is sat there with a big grin knowing what the boy has been up to and can't help but ask.
"Well son how'd it go?" to which he replies smiling.
"Ok dad, but I didn't go to the red light district, I called in at grandma's on the way and she took me upstairs and showed me the way!"
Dad is flabberghasted and fuming and he says.
"You mean to say you've fu**ed my mother!" To which the son replies sharply.
"Well you've fuccked mine!"
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Originally Posted by canarlee
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