Motorcycle review - Sexy motorcycles

**yod** · 28th June 2007, 18:28

Originally Posted by ZeroIndex

I think they're talking about VFR750's (Think Warr those who know him

) and VFR800's

no worries mate - in a week or so i may well have both anyway....750 and 400 that is, not 750 and 800.....

aint life a bitch....

**Pwalo** · 29th June 2007, 08:20

What can a chap say. Those damn SV650s are so hot right now.

**Duc** · 29th June 2007, 15:38

Re the Ladies Rant

Tell her we value her input very much, appreciate her candor and honesty and admire her fiesty independence ....but would she mind taking a moment to show a couple of old sports bike riders her tits.

**TerminalAddict** · 29th June 2007, 15:47

Originally Posted by Duc

Re the Ladies Rant

Tell her we value her input very much, appreciate her candor and honesty and admire her fiesty independence ....but would she mind taking a moment to show a couple of old sports bike riders her tits.

that's gold right there

**Motig** · 29th June 2007, 19:04

Ye Gods!!!!! I didn't realise I've got a hairy back! Help! What do I do- wax, shave or just live with it at the nude beach.

**nudemetalz** · 29th June 2007, 20:08

Naked bike? Exhibitionist and nude-beach freak with more hair on his back than his head....

Errr...is that also where my Guzzi fits in ??

**Waylander** · 29th June 2007, 21:03

If you ride a V-Max you're an S&M enthusiast with a flogger made from spark-plug leads.

HOLY FUCK!!! How does she know?

Originally Posted by MidnightMike

Ahahahaa

Thats waylander!

Hey, remember what I've told you before about 250cc sportsbikes having ambitions higher than thier capabilities. And atleast my motor works for the most part.

**Mattyc** · 30th June 2007, 08:57

wheres it from ?sounds like shes gagging!

**smoky** · 30th June 2007, 19:29

Originally Posted by ZeroIndex

intelligent women know that ratty stunt-bike riders make the best lovers. Their, um, "services" are in
such high demand that they're barely able to find time to lube the chain, much less hand-rub 30 coats of clear lacquer

Good one Zero – I realize of course you would put your self in the “ratty stunt-bike rider” category, I take it.

Just a couple of points mate – noticed you've found some spare time, your ‘ratty stunt-bike’ is looking rather polished and tidy today, chain definitely lubed, so I take it your not in as much demand as the author would suggest.

Secondly – I have no problem with the post; it’s about the taste of an intelligent women. There in lies the problem, from experience I’ve learnt that intelligence in a woman is inversely proportional to their nymphomaniadrive.

Intelligent woman think too much, they want the bills paid, want you to drive a sensible car, pay the mortgage before wasting money on new tyres

If you want action and fun, forget intelligent.

How about some slappers tell us what they think about the bikes we ride!

**ZeroIndex** · 30th June 2007, 20:34

Originally Posted by smoky

Good one Zero – I realize of course you would put your self in the “ratty stunt-bike rider” category, I take it.

Just a couple of points mate – noticed you've found some spare time, your ‘ratty stunt-bike’ is looking rather polished and tidy today, chain definitely lubed, so I take it your not in as much demand as the author would suggest.

Secondly – I have no problem with the post; it’s about the taste of an intelligent women. There in lies the problem, from experience I’ve learnt that intelligence in a woman is inversely proportional to their nymphomaniadrive.

Intelligent woman think too much, they want the bills paid, want you to drive a sensible car, pay the mortgage before wasting money on new tyres

If you want action and fun, forget intelligent.

How about some slappers tell us what they think about the bikes we ride!

My bike isn't clean... the tank has a few more dents in it... the only reason the chain is lubed is Steve @ F1 Engineering lubed it when he put on the new chain and sprockets, and my bike has never ever seen any polish...

**WarlockNZ** · 1st July 2007, 17:50

LOL ... thats classic ... where the hell did you find that ??

Sounds a bit bitter and twisted to me ... but that's my own frame of mind, i think the lady might have more nuts than some people i know, maybe that's why she's not getting laid ?

**ZeroIndex** · 1st July 2007, 18:13

Originally Posted by WarlockNZ

LOL ... thats classic ... where the hell did you find that ??

Sounds a bit bitter and twisted to me ... but that's my own frame of mind, i think the lady might have more nuts than some people i know, maybe that's why she's not getting laid ?

Found that on SuperStreetBike... I'll find the exact URL...
Found it

**Waylander** · 1st July 2007, 18:46

Originally Posted by WarlockNZ

LOL ... thats classic ... where the hell did you find that ??

Sounds a bit bitter and twisted to me ... but that's my own frame of mind, i think the lady might have more nuts than some people i know, maybe that's why she's not getting laid ?

Honestly thought he could have written it himself until he added the link above. Seemed to fit his persona on the site a little too well.