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    Nominative Determinism

    Nominative Determinism is when a person has a name that is,strangely,related to the job they are doing.
    As in doctors with the name Death etc.
    The best and most exotic I have seen so far is a polar bear research scientist who is named Bryndis Snaebjornsdottir.
    Snaebjornsdottir means Snow Bear's Daughter in Icelandic.

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    Ah! A term coined by my favourite magazine in the whole universe, New Scientist.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

    http://homepage.mac.com/chapmandave/...ms/index2.html

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    Our local dog ranger is a Mr Wolff...and his brother works for the SPCA in Wgtn
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    Mr Pipe the Plumber, first name Dwayne.
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    There is a Barrister/solicitor in Lincoln Rd,Henderson named Jury.
    He may eventually become a Judge, and if we bring back capital punishment,he can sideline as an executioner.
    Judge Jury and Executioner.Ta Da!

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    Kevin De Cock, director of HIV/AIDS at the World Health Organisation

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    Jsu worked with a Mr Green, who is the Green Mill Manager at a timber mill
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    When I was a lad in Nelson we used to chuckle at the sign outside Dr Candy's practice. He was a dentist!

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    Back in the day when milk was delivered to your door, our milkman's name was David Curd.
    My cousin applied for a job in a photographic shop, the owners were Mr & Mrs Flashov.
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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    Mr Pipe the Plumber, first name Dwayne.
    Nah, tis Jim Pipe, the plumber. His son's name is Dwayne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    Kevin De Cock, director of HIV/AIDS at the World Health Organisation


    HA HA HA ... that's brilliant

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    The world famous accounting firm of......
    Fleecem and Scarper

    Or the Samoan unemployment beneficiary by the name of Fatulogalofa.
    (Samoa has an implied "N" - log is pronounced long)

    Perhaps the Tongan "good time girl" - Soisitule

    Maybe a constipated arab....... Mustapha Krap

    But if you want real people, then I knew a Samoan lady once whose christian name was Nooke. No prizes for guessing how it was mispronounced.

    I also knew a family by the name of Mallow who had the cruelty to name their (a bit overweight) daughters, Marsha and Carrie
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    true story..

    i went to High School with a girl named Cora Apple.. her father ran an orchard

    her best mate was named Ann Teek... thats right .. she now owns a furniture and homewares store in Cincinnati..

    all hung around a guy named ...


    Michael Michael Michael


    he is an acoustic engineer.. ( echo...echo...echo...)
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    Major Major Major from Catch 22 who was promoted straight from Private to........

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