Something else to add to the list, along with:
The fat bastard next to you
The screaming kid
The loud american
The diseased sneezer
The slow booze service
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4118489a34.html
I just wish it was possible to wind down the window..
Something else to add to the list, along with:
The fat bastard next to you
The screaming kid
The loud american
The diseased sneezer
The slow booze service
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4118489a34.html
I just wish it was possible to wind down the window..
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I remember a flight across the cook straight from Wellington to Picton. It was raining, blowing a gale and we were crammed into an 8 seater plane. I was "luckily" right up the front where i could see the dials. I was watching the altimeter with interest so that i could see how high it took and how long it would take. Suddenly we all felt a small drop. What we thouth was a small drop was actually 50 meters in about a seconed! After the flight i had to ride my bike all the way from Picton to Christchurch. That was one hell of a long night and from that day on i vowed never to fly on a plane as small as that in crap weather. NEVER!
... try sitting next to the innocent looking little old Indian lady (actually looked a lot like Mother Theresa in a way...)... who regularly dropped THE most coma inducing curry laden farts all the way from Singapore to Amsterdam.
1) The suffering was terrible... and
2) Every bastard blamed ME. (Clearly couldn't be her - she looked so innocent).
Long haul travel. Don't knock it till you've tried it LOL!
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Yee ha!!
Great fun.
Four of us flew from Ak-Nelson in a hired Cessna. Flightplan alloted 6000ftAGL the whole way and there was half an inch forming on the leading edges and wheel spats at one stage!
I had a ball of a time flying IFR the majority of the flight. Real challenging!![]()
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That explains a bit:
Wellington -> Sydney -> Darwin -> Dili ->Platform and back again every 3 to 6 weeks....I really am sick of my fuggin' job!
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-90)
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending to much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Motorcycling is not inherently dangerous. It is, however, EXTREMELY unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence and stupidity!" - Anonymous
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Last time I flew I was on business for AirNZ. Managed to get Business class Auckland to LA then LA to London. Absolute bliss...
On the way back via Singapore they blocked out four economy seats. Best sleep I've ever had on a plane (to the envy of an otherwise chocker plane).
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-90)
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending to much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Motorcycling is not inherently dangerous. It is, however, EXTREMELY unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence and stupidity!" - Anonymous
"Live to Ride, Ride to Live"
I've flown Virgin Blue once and once only. Was like being on a Kiwi Experience bus without the booze. Yuk, yuk, yuk.
To top it off, the japanese back packer next to me was eating some sort of pickled fish throughout the whole flight (probably whale, the bastard), and farting pickled fish farts.
The one and only time I have ever felt travel sick on a plane![]()
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