Jesus... You gotta laugh at this

[Skyryder]

All sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Still he's a lucky man. I wonder if he bought a Lotto ticket. With that sort of luck he'd win.

Skyryder

[scumdog]

Guy down this way in a student type flat, vacuumed (using one of those old 'suck-at-one-end-and-blow-out -the-other types) around the hearth of the old open fire-place while a fire was going.

Never noticed he was sucking up bits of glowing sparks and embers and also unaware he was methodically spraying them all over the carpet behind him until another flat-mate came into the room and started doing some form of war-dance on the burning carpet!!

[98tls]

Guy down this way in a student type flat, vacuumed (using one of those old 'suck-at-one-end-and-blow-out -the-other types) around the hearth of the old open fire-place while a fire was going.

Never noticed he was sucking up bits of glowing sparks and embers and also unaware he was methodically spraying them all over the carpet behind him until another flat-mate came into the room and started doing some form of war-dance on the burning carpet!!

..........i rang the man involved and told im to come round and share a few beers with us but he reckons we just want to laugh at im.......never.......besides he said...i am a bit sore...

[deanohit]

Still he's a lucky man. I wonder if he bought a Lotto ticket. With that sort of luck he'd win.

Unless of course he used all his luck up in one go. Bloody twat, still every one makes mistakes, bet he learned his lesson

[swbarnett]

True .... or good story?

Surely nobooby would/could be THAT stupid????

A name springs to mind - G. W. B...