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  1. 7th July 2007, 12:13 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    You (disturbingly) sound a lot like that voice in my head...

    Are you my conscience???
    never met one of those .. wouldnt know how to act if i did
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    im clearly anti-social.. im the bastard at the party that sits in the corner with his MP3 player and Oakley's on and hogs the whiskey
    Glad to hear Im not the only one that does that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Glad to hear Im not the only one that does that...
    think its a Military thing ..1000 yard stare, one word response, facial tic..
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    I have Jock itch.

    I hope this helps.
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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.
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    Haha, narr I didn't scratch it but got blamed for it. You cant tell its scratched, however the person is upset because of other reasons...there for blaming me which isnt very nice at all.

    Sould have been clear, wiskey blurs my vison sometimes

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    Um, did YOU scratch the petrol tank on an IVECO or did someone scratch the petrol tank on YOUR truck? If it is the latter, you have my sympathies. If it is the former, you don't get any sympathy! Do you know how much pride truckies have in their trucks and how much money they are worth? It's the same if someone scratches the petrol tank on your bike.

    Very confusing post - I don't know whether to bling you for being upset at having YOUR petrol tank scratched or kick your arse because you scratched someone else's tank! Please clarify!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!!
    Great stuff... I don't issue many parking tickets ever, but this one I will any time... Call me!!! I need the quotas....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Great stuff... I don't issue many parking tickets ever, but this one I will any time... Call me!!! I need the quotas....
    i just snip the valve stems off their tires ..pays to carry a pair of wire cutters .. then i scratch DOUCHEBAG in their trunk lid with my keys


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    Why the hell does my leg bloody hurt if i have no pin in it???? WTF?
    f the govt, f acc, f the guy that hit me, f the employers who never gave me a chance, f recruitment agencies, f people with rich parents, f the flu, f cancer
    f team NZ for fing up
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Why the hell does my leg bloody hurt if i have no pin in it???? WTF?
    f the govt, f acc, f the guy that hit me, f the employers who never gave me a chance, f recruitment agencies, f people with rich parents, f the flu, f cancer
    f team NZ for fing up
    f the ird
    f's sake
    Come on, surely at least one of those deserves at least an e?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Great stuff... I don't issue many parking tickets ever, but this one I will any time... Call me!!! I need the quotas....
    If ya PM me your cellphone number I'll ring you first. Be a good way to earn ya quota and I'm sure hitting these tards financially will hurt them just as much. Although if they are still there I guess a tow truck can still be called after the ticket has been issued?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!!
    HEHE Awesome!

    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    I have Jock itch.

    I hope this helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Sorry single briancell can not count!
    Saving the last "duracell" ?

    and morcs... try an STD check....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post



    Two quesitons here :WHOSE IS IT ?!
    : ARE YOU SURE ITS YOURS ?!
    : DID YOU SHAVE ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Saving the last "duracell" ?

    and morcs... try an STD check....
    Nah its just bog standard jock itch. I looked it up - common cause is irritation caused by wearing tight boxers - funny that, lhain just bought me 3 pairs a week ago which ive been wearing...
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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    Nah its just bog standard jock itch. I looked it up - common cause is irritation caused by wearing tight boxers - funny that, lhain just bought me 3 pairs a week ago which ive been wearing...
    she didnt put curry powder in them for a laugh then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    Nah its just bog standard jock itch. I looked it up - common cause is irritation caused by wearing tight boxers - funny that, lhain just bought me 3 pairs a week ago which ive been wearing...
    So let me guess, you are wearing all 3 on top of eachother and havent changed them at all????

    If they are too tight, you sure they aren't chicks ones?!
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