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    Question Jesus on toast

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    Go figure.Ive seen the Vigin Mary in the bottom of a few Bourbon bottles.
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    Was she bleeding??

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    OoooHhhhh, but behold!! ...The Tupperware!!!
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    Here's Cheesus, where's the toast!


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    Holy toast!


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    Quote Originally Posted by normajeane View Post
    Was she bleeding??
    shes been in a bottle of Bourbon so long that shes up for anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    shes been in a bottle of Bourbon so long that shes up for anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post

    Looks more like a badly drawn penis
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    I saw Buddah once...after I had a Pavlova...

    ...Then I realized I was looking in the mirror


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    That reminds me, Salman Rushdie's new book is out soon. It's titled Buddha You Fat Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    I saw Buddah once...after I had a Pavlova...

    ...Then I realized I was looking in the mirror
    Sure it wasnt Pavorotti?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    That reminds me, Salman Rushdie's new book is out soon. It's titled Buddha You Fat Fuck.
    Which reminds me of Tony Veitchs favourite song "i kicked a girl and i liked it".
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    Aint seen Jesus, but have seen God a few times - Eh Sidecar Bob.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Aint seen Jesus, but have seen God a few times - Eh Sidecar Bob.............
    Turn one Ruapuna around the outside of Bron? The image was a damn site more vivid than a slice of stale cheesy toast.

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