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    Hurry Captain, Ah cannae hold 'er, she's gonna blow!
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    I reckon if I jump............ Now I can beat Hels to the finish line.
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    They said he was flying but I didnt know they meant off the bike.
    Thats an Awesome photo and credit to the photographer who took it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftn View Post
    I reckon if I jump............ Now I can beat Hels to the finish line.
    Can you believe that the race was red flagged moments later because of some other crash and he won the Third place trophy! Tinny Bastard!!
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    "The bike was slowing me down!"

    Amazing photo you got there!

    Also: is that the brake lever near the front wheel? awesome.
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    After deciding that he could run faster than the bike's top speed, Koba made a mad dash for the finish line.

    Great photo!!

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    She's gonna blow, run for your lives !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    She's gonna blow, run for your lives !!!!!
    I was thinking about that. If you see closely, there it seems a gernade pin under the wheel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Choco View Post
    "The bike was slowing me down!"

    Amazing photo you got there!

    Also: is that the brake lever near the front wheel? awesome.
    The Photo was taken by Avalon Wagener.
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    It is a minter aye! There are more too, she got a sequence of my crash and a great sequence of a superbike first corner prang on that day.

    Yeah, that is the brake lever, in the other shots you can see the gearbox oil pouring off the sidestand bracket and onto the back wheel.
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