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[Edbear]

Pens? You mean , like inky things? How quaint. Pens are SO 20th century.


Dude,it is the 22nd century now, you need to get with the play,you old folks always want to keep living in the past

91 years approx. Feel better?

Thank goodness! For a minute there I thought I'd missed something...

[gijoe1313]

Tarnation and dagnabbit! Them's was the days! Nowadays I has to think about what I was ... dang ... what was I trying to say again?

[wbks]

So do you teach HS students or what? Are you one of those teachers who patronizes and belittles their students who don't stop playing up? Those are entertaining classes

[gijoe1313]

So do you teach HS students or what? Are you one of those teachers who patronizes and belittles their students who don't stop playing up? Those are entertaining classes

I don't teach! I corral and brutalise with my particular brand of humor and verbosity!

I just say chilling words like "... one day ... these words will come back to haunt you ... and it was on this day that you were made aware of it ..." or " ... now you know better, you are no longer ignorant, to act any other way is to show how far you are from being a better human being ... " or " ... I only have to put up with you for a few years, you will have to put up with yourself for the rest of your life ..."

and my all time favourite ... "I knew I should have taken the 10 years in jail, it would have been a shorter sentence ..."

then they ask why ... "because I'm not allowed to be within 150 feet of children ... but they needed more teachers ..."

ah priceless is the looks

[EJK]

lol high school. Good ole days.
While I was sorting trash in my room, I found my old (Year 9 and 10) assignment/ essays. I was reading it through and later said to myself "What a moron! OMG EJ what were you thinking?! I was so stupid!"

Good ole days... How do ya manage teaching them?

[cc rider]

I don't teach! I corral and brutalise with my particular brand of humor and verbosity!

I just say chilling words like "... one day ... these words will come back to haunt you ... and it was on this day that you were made aware of it ..." or " ... now you know better, you are no longer ignorant, to act any other way is to show how far you are from being a better human being ... " or " ... I only have to put up with you for a few years, you will have to put up with yourself for the rest of your life ..."

ah priceless is the looks

Aah! A kindy teacher, how wonderful!

[cc rider]

While I was sorting trash in my room, said to myself "What a moron! OMG EJ what were you thinking?! I was so stupid!"

......so I stopped sorting.

[gijoe1313]

lol high school. Good ole days.
While I was sorting trash in my room, I found my old (Year 9 and 10) assignment/ essays. I was reading it through and later said to myself "What a moron! OMG EJ what were you thinking?! I was so stupid!"

Good ole days... How do ya manage teaching them?

Whaddya mean? Yer still doing the same idjit things! j/k ... I don't so much as teach as make cryptic Obi-wan Kenobi statements like

"... so how does that make you feel?" and "... so what else do you think you could have improved on?" ... "this is not the work I am looking for ..." and " ... the farce is strong in you ..."