Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
leave the miserable old git at home and take me........that would be memorable
Take him to a strip joint ! Would he expect that ? I asume not, hell ya could even go down a few days earlier and get the ladies to give ya a few pointers when ya get up to pole dance for him !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Hire a police womans uniform without his knowlage,
Arrest him, hand cuff him, leave him nothing but his torch!
(his experiance at performing his duty dressed like that is international knowlage)
Read him his rights. ( that you make up )
then.............................................. ....serve it to him on a black note book!
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
Cmon you lot.............http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_yWyBjDEaU
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