Cheese!

**Trudes** · 29th May 2009, 20:56

Tell Malcolm to shower once in a while, and don't touch the blue veins!!

**Paul in NZ** · 29th May 2009, 21:36

Originally Posted by Trudes

Tell Malcolm to shower once in a while, and don't touch the blue veins!!

Tell him circumcision cuts back on the cheese...

**Laava** · 29th May 2009, 21:55

Originally Posted by Deano

You just have to watch out for the blue vein stuff. Smegma even.

Steady on there old chum! The old BVC is fine so long as you stop when your mouth starts to get ulcers!

**cc rider** · 29th May 2009, 22:18

Originally Posted by Big Dave

What does cheese say when it has its photo taken?

BITE ME!

**cc rider** · 29th May 2009, 22:23

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

I chop mine up (the whole thing, 16 pieces), microwave it for 15 seconds and serve on vitawheat crackers with tomato (lightly salted and pepperED).
Only once a fortnight or so. Don't want to have my wagon pass revoked etc.

As do I, how wonderful

**YellowDog** · 29th May 2009, 22:26

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Is it wrong to eat half a block of 110 gram camembert in less than 20 mins?

And WTF is wrong with salada crackers?

That's only a cheekful.

How come it took you so long?

**davebullet** · 29th May 2009, 22:30

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Yes, I am very worried about the high fat content so I am drinking beer as well, just to make sure...

1. A cold weekend is coming so you need to fuel up or you'll get sick
2. It is dangerous to ride a motorcycle on an empty stomach (can't concentrate). You may not have been about to ride a motorcycle when you consumed the cheese, but what say an emergency called and a ride had to be taken?

Wise decision if you ask me.

**Cheshire Cat** · 29th May 2009, 22:32

ICanHasCHEESEBurger

**sels1** · 29th May 2009, 22:49

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Is it wrong to eat half a block of 110 gram camembert in less than 20 mins?

What took ya so long?

Originally Posted by Bren

Blue cheese and red wine is divine....nice and sharp with an aftertaste of week old socks....real nice!

Suprisingly good taste for a redneck - your time in the North Island hasnt been wasted then!

Kapiti Kikorangi has to be the best blue around methinks, with a nice Hawkes Bay red....

**McDuck** · 30th May 2009, 07:05

I like a decent blue... or two

**Sniper** · 30th May 2009, 10:32

Hmmm, cheese. Nothing wrong with it

**Sharry** · 30th May 2009, 17:14

VERY WRONG

Iwould have eaten the whole block in 20 mins

**Mom** · 30th May 2009, 17:19

Originally Posted by Sharry

VERY WRONG

Iwould have eaten the whole block in 20 mins

I have done

**Oakie** · 30th May 2009, 17:45

Originally Posted by Bren

.....but I prefer cheese like my women....

So you like that Swiss cheese? (The one with the holes in it)

**cc rider** · 30th May 2009, 19:39

Originally Posted by Bren
.....but I prefer cheese like my women....

Originally Posted by Oakie

So you like that Swiss cheese? (The one with the holes in it)

soft & creamy or old & mouldy??

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