Constapation or the runs?

[Owl]

Oh no my friend, First we have the baby, THEN we have the Monster Number 2...that is frightening!!!

Need to know basis!!!

Bloody women...............give me the shits!

[Slyer]

Diahorrea is better.
When you are constipated you take laxatives to give you the runs, because it's better.

[sunhuntin]

Oh no my friend, First we have the baby, THEN we have the Monster Number 2...that is frightening!!!

one more PRO for staying childless.

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I'm still holding onto constipation.

However, I'd rather shit a piss than piss a shit!

[cold comfort]

From a medical point of view one can get constipation WITH "overflow" so.. the worst of both worlds. Nothings ever as simple as it seems!

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From a medical point of view one can get constipation WITH "overflow" so.. the worst of both worlds. Nothings ever as simple as it seems!

Is the "overflow" strictly faeces though? Could be a secreted mucusy lubricant - produced to aid in moving the aforementioned shite brick

[Oakie]

I had giardia once ... think 'explosive diarrhoeah' for about 4 weeks. My record was 7 trips to the toilet in a 28 minute period one lunchtime. Most amazing farts and you end up roughcasting the toilet bowl each time (it was hell really) Anyhoo ... I was about 3 weeks into it when I had a family event to attend and needed some 'security' in the pants department so the doctor prescribed me some some stuff that he said would block me up for about 36 hours. True enough ... and it was bliss. Trouble is that it wasn't fixing the problem, just preventing an outpouring. On the second day I could feel myself getting tighter and tighter and it got really uncomfortable. When I finally popped the cork later on that day morning ... well if you could have put a small turbine and generator up my bum I reckon you could have satisfied a small town's electricity requirments for the duration. For those of you who have seen 'Dumb & Dumber' ... it was quite similar to the toilet scene in the movie.
The point to my story is that the shits that were 'hell' for 3 weeks were 'bliss' after a day and a half spent building up pressure ... and the stoppage that was 'bliss' after 3 weeks of extreme shits was 'hell' just 36 hours later... so I can't answer this poll. I reckon it's a matter of perspective at the time.

I think though that I'd rather have the shits. At least you can get a laugh out of them.

[allycatz]

Is the "overflow" strictly faeces though? Could be a secreted mucusy lubricant - produced to aid in moving the aforementioned shite brick

nah its shit......passes around the hard stuff

[Genestho]

Need to know basis!!!

Bloody women...............give me the shits!

Sorrryyy, I just had this reaaallly overwhelming urge, yanno?

[Trudes]

I think though that I'd rather have the shits. At least you can get a laugh out of them.

I'm sure that's where the saying "For shits and giggles" came from eh!!

[Mikkel]

The runs for sure - less painful and better for my haemorroids too.

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Those opting for having the runs look like they're running away with this poll result

[driftn]

Need to know basis!!!

Bloody women...............give me the shits!

No real need for holding back the filth in this thread, it is about shit remember.

[scumdog]

Scoured my brain for an answer but not a thought passed my mind..

[saltydog]

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Some people think its funny but its very hot and runny
Diahorrea......