Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Hardcore Biker
I had a pet wolf spider living in the corner of my bedroom window .... I called him Bob which seemed appropriate at the time, and when I moved out of my flat, I left a note from Bob asking that the new person could kindly leave him be, and that he would not hurt them if they didn't hurt him ... or his babies ... at which point I started calling HER Bobette!!
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Alexei Sayle
Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
Dickens Cider
A farken ugly one!!Originally Posted by Winter
How do you know it is a he? Is he well hung?
No body move... I dropped my brain
Hardcore Biker
If ya like that,check out one of my gang.
He's well hung.It's the 2 palps in front of them that look like a smaller pairs of legs,but the cool thing is,...not only do they have 8 eyes,but they have 2 penis's.
He's called Chewbacca,cause he's a hairy little barsted.
Aawww....Isn't he just a cute little bugger.
Hey Winter,a got a fiver that says Chewie kicks your girls ass.(after he's had his way with her of course.)
Rider in training
Call her legless. Now where is that magnifying glass, and come back sun.
BMW Motorrad
Hes your friendly neighbourhood spider... gah you know the rest.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Missing my buddy Morepower
Good one - ha ha
Dickens Cider
You are jealous of him aren't you! Do she spiders have two fannies?He's well hung.It's the 2 palps in front of them that look like a smaller pairs of legs,but the cool thing is,...not only do they have 8 eyes,but they have 2 penis's.
Can of flyspray and a lighter is also fun!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Hardcore Biker
Jealous? Nah.One's enough.
One fanny for the lady spiders.
Dickens Cider
Araneides are sexual multi-taskers then.
Feel sorry for the gay spiders.....ouch!
No body move... I dropped my brain
<3
Call him Bruce Campbell
...Groovy
One, two free, floor!
Would that mean it's 6969, 6699, or 6996? And a twinset of pearls...!?!Araneides are sexual multi-taskers then.
Feel sorry for the gay spiders.....ouch!
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Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Well surely they must have a mouth though... not a complete waste then.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
I thought I thought that
It’s a Replicator, they’re a race of self-replicating machines, and arguably one of the most advanced races in the universe. They are a series of blocks, each containing two million isolated kiron pathways that control their molecular cohesion, that can take on the form of an acrophomic structure.
Be very careful; they are a significant threat to all other life forms in the universe, including the people of Earth due to their expansionist nature, and are able to communicate via subspace to other Replicators who may be light-years away. Replicators are driven solely by their desire to create more of themselves, in an intergalactic storm of conquest
Replicators are impervious to all known handheld energy weapons, projectile weapons can shatter standard Replicators, but the resistant bastards have demonstrated an ability to reassemble from the scattered blocks and continue with their objectives.
Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on
Dickens Cider
Looks like the reach around is much safer.
Have you seen a spiders mouth? would you want to put your phallic palps anywhere near one?
Farking hell I have been googling "sexual habits of spiders" That is some scary stuff. There is shrill crying, plugged orifices, torn-off genitals, and eaten body parts.
No body move... I dropped my brain
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