Profession: Rocket Scientist.
Age: 35
Bike: Scoot (GSXR1000), and a pint of GSXR goodness, CBX1000.
First bike: Unknown honda chook chaser at age 11.
How many Years riding: 3 weeks.
First/best bike memory: First bike memory, sneaking my bike under the house using the cloak of darkness. Getting it going using petrol stolen from the neighbours lawnmower, and a pair of pliers. Did my first wheelstand in the paddock next to the house, crashed 0.02 seconds later. Got in a bit of trouble for crashing and owning a mc... First time I redlined a ZZR11 on the private northern racetrack. The first time I redlined a GSXR13 on the private northern racetrack. The night the police helo came looking for me, as I was hiding like the worst sort of coward under a horsetruck in a barn. The first time I rode scoot with all the mods, and the thrill of top speed on the evil bitch she had become. Countless rides with ZX-Rider etc over the years, past the Miranda loop at shameful speeds. The first time I rode an RGV, then an RG. Actually, they count as worst memories, strokers are a bitch mistress. The tour de movenpick with my fav pillion riding bitch.
Km's to date: Never thought about it, a lot though.
Adding one more -
Why do I still do it?: It's trite, but nothing else compares. It's like standing in the mosh pit of a Metallica concert, with 50,000 screaming fans; real life is like elevator music as polite background noise... The sensation of the rear squirming, breaking traction and spinning, knee down, peg on the deck.
Does anyone else recall the motorway stopping at the top of Sunset Road? Was it just us who used to race to the end of the motorway and back again? I have this sudden balst of nostalgia... I can recall doing a million miles an hour up Parnell Road on an RGV that was almost brand new). I'm old.........
Its diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; its life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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