Can anyone shed any light on who killed JFK and Marilyn Munroe? Can anyone explain why more socks go in, than come out? Why is there always a cop there when I do something really bad, but never when someone is trying to steal shit from me? Can anyone explain the inner workings of a woman's mind? Why does toast always land sticky side down. Why are Honda riders ghey? How is it that someone shot Martin Luther King, yet no one has used Carver as target practice? Does Hugh Hephner get bored of fucking hot chicks and yearn for a fat ugly one occasionally? Where the hell is Osama hiding? They can hit a target the size of a packet of cigerettes and yet they can't bomb Paris Hilton??
It seems clear cut to me, but after how many weeks of the trial, I guess the jurors must have found some reason to say not as guilty as he could be...
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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