I hate rugby

[MIXONE]

Hate rugby... although... I do rather enjoy the tight shorts they wear....

My kids play rugby so are you calling them tossers?

[coffeejunkie]

Rugby

[Fatt Max]

How about rugby but without the ball. They could use a number of things, for instance:

1. a big pie
2. the crap cushions that the missus has adorned casa fatt with
3. a big fish
4. some poo in a bag
5. a small african person

Any one of these would greatly increase the attraction of the game in my book.

Some rule changes as well, such as:

1. all kicks to be taken in the nude
2. Line outs to be done blindfolded....and in the nude
3. If a streaker gets onto the pitch, he/she is allowd to score a try for the home team only
4. A knock on is replaced by a 'Knack On', meaning the ball has to bounce off one of the players knackers in order to be deemed 'knacked on'.
5. A scrum is to be renamed 'A Slum' which means, in the event of a knack on, the whole game is moved to Sydney, hence the word 'Slum'.
5. A kick for touch means that whoever kicks the ball the farthest gets to 'touch' a member of the opposition....who is in the nude

So there you have it, a few ideas to make the game a tad more interesting meethinks...

[Fatt Max]

As for womens rugby, a free flowing game can be easily created by ensuring all players remove theit tampons.....easy....

[sosman]

As the thread says.......When people ask me "man you see the test match!" I reply nicely by saying...Get off the grass.....I don't watch that crap!...If I wanna watch some guys cuddling each other!....then I'll go to the quarecase
(staircase)in ponsonby.....

[crazefox]

As the thread says.......When people ask me "man you see the test match!" I reply nicely by saying...Get off the grass.....I don't watch that crap!...If I wanna watch some guys cuddling each other!....then I'll go to the quarecase
(staircase)in ponsonby.....

Fucking aye brother

[martybabe]

I might like it if I knew what the blue blazes was going on, I do watch it but I grew up with a round ball and the beautiful game.

Why do the commentators blow it up so much guys,first game of the season wasn't it? heads will roll, questions will be asked in the dressing room, a complete re-think! Jeez, teams lose sometimes, even the ABs. If ya didn't lose once in a while victory wouldn't taste so sweet.

[Skyryder]

Well I do hope that Graham Henry doesn't start sending pervy text messages to his players.

I thought that it was an excellent game of rugby and really enjoyed it. Right from when I was a young kid I have always considered the ABs to be the best and I still do. They are a great team to watch and when things go their way, they can put on a really special show like no other team can.

The game of Rugby has changed in recent years and there are more teams at or closer to this higher level. Before each game you need to have a strategy as to how you will play. This strategy will be dependent upon the studied strengths and weaknesses of the other team. This is what the French did very well last night. If the strategy is failing, then it is up to the manager to recognise this and make appropriate adjustments.

YOU CAN'T JUST TRY THE SAME PREDICTABLE GAME PLAN FOR EVERY GAME AND SEE HOW IT WORKS.

The last world cup should have been a walk in the park and an straightforward victory. The team was fit and on form. Unfortunately the tournament strategyless management team stated:

"We would rather not win the world cup than win games with unattractive rugby"

Nice one Mr H. You got your wish and if you stay in charge, you will get the same on home soil at the next world cup!

I'll agree it was a good game. As for Henry we had the best NZ coach go off to OZ because Henry never had the good grace to step aside for a better man.

Whenever NZ win I'll call them NZ when they lose they are Henry's team.

Looks like Henry's gonna get another two years that will take him up to the world cup.

Skyryder

[Elysium]

Hate rugby... although... I do rather enjoy the tight shorts they wear....

Well if its tight shorts you're after then you can't past Aussies Rules.

[Fatt Max]

Well if its tight shorts you're after then you can't past Aussies Rules.

Too fecking right bro....outdoor basketball in your sisters knickers.........

[peasea]

Go france

Francis who?

[LBD]

not a fan either. But france win? Are these the same french that live in france, why would they start winning now.

Its attitude...The French are so arrogant they know in their mind they are the best at anything...The AB's have lost to the French before so they have that little niggling doubt the gnaws away at the confidence...

As for all those All Black nay sayers and detracters and I don't care types....Get some bloody patriotism inta ya...Support your country in any and all endevours when National pride is on the line....#$*&^!!!!!!

[nallac]

As for all those All Black nay sayers and detracters and I don't care types....Get some bloody patriotism inta ya...Support your country in any and all endevours when National pride is on the line....FOR FUCKS SAKE

altered slightly

Hell yes, be it rugby,league,netball,rowing,etc

support your country..................................

[Swoop]

How about rugby but without the ball. They could use a number of things, for instance...

Perhaps a handbag would be appropriate? About the same size as a pointy ball and also made from leather.
They could keep their makeup and mascara in it as well.


Hopefully the sponsors will see the attraction of putting their money into bike sports.

[MIXONE]

Too fecking right bro....outdoor basketball in your sisters knickers.........

Its attitude...The French are so arrogant they know in their mind they are the best at anything...The AB's have lost to the French before so they have that little niggling doubt the gnaws away at the confidence...

As for all those All Black nay sayers and detracters and I don't care types....Get some bloody patriotism inta ya...Support your country in any and all endevours when National pride is on the line....#$*&^!!!!!!

+1.

altered slightly

Hell yes, be it rugby,league,netball,rowing,etc

support your country..................................

Totally agree.If it's tiddlewinks or even golf I always support the home team.
PS I'm not a Ted fan either but he's what we have to put up with for the next couple of years.