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    Hmmm ....

    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available.
    Even I wouldn't mind ... but perhaps ... in a different country ....maybe Brazil??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    Even I wouldn't mind ... but perhaps ... in a different country ....maybe Brazil??
    Obviously Visible Cameltoe is the in thing over there
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    Cameltoe ....

    Wouldn't that get slightly ... annoying or painful after a while?? Especially if you got sand in there!! Ow!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    Wouldn't that get slightly ... annoying or painful after a while?? Especially if you got sand in there!! Ow!!
    Not to mention sunburnt fanny flaps!!!
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Looks good to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available.
    Sorry Spank you've got no chance, I applied last time that job was advertised,here's a pic I took from the interview room window of the other applicants in the street
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    Oh bugger

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    What the hell did he put in that tray of sushi??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Not to mention sunburnt fanny flaps!!!
    Number 30 blocker would fix that. Or as the Bikini Dare girls are apt to do just take the bikini off for a while.
    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    Wouldn't that get slightly ... annoying or painful after a while?? Especially if you got sand in there!! Ow!!
    The Bikini Dare girls also change into one pieces to avoid the chaffing.
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    Cheers

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    Why do they bother with the suits in the first place.
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    It covers the temptations....the tits ofcoarse! LOL!
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    Thumbs up Imagination

    As per usual, it doesn't leave much to the imagination ... but at least if you manage to score one, there aren't going to be any unpleasant surprises when you get her home!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    there aren't going to be any unpleasant surprises when you get her home!!
    ROFL!! oh so true!
    Philosophy 1: Bikers are so full of shit kuz we ride for so long, our butt cheeks mould into one, leaving one exit for shit to escape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    there aren't going to be any unpleasant surprises when you get her home!!

    I didn't realise you could tell if there is an STD just by looking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    The Bikini Dare girls also change into one pieces to avoid the chaffing.
    OMG!!! Ive seen some fannys in my time..... but a couple of these lips take the biscuit!!!!! How grose!!

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