Christian balls

**crazyhorse** · 17th June 2009, 18:39

Actually I was re-thinking this one.

What exactly are christian balls like? Are they soft and squidgy? hard? small? Round or big?

So where can I get one - two?

ha ha ha ha

**Oakie** · 17th June 2009, 19:22

There's a Christian organisation in Chch who organise balls for disabled people. Their name? "Balls for the Disabled". I kid you not. I have a photocopy of one of their invoices on my desk at work just to remind me.

**carver** · 17th June 2009, 20:01

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Actually I was re-thinking this one.

What exactly are christian balls like? Are they soft and squidgy? hard? small? Round or big?

So where can I get one - two?

ha ha ha ha

you should get a ring first before you get your hands on them

**James Deuce** · 17th June 2009, 20:08

Originally Posted by carver

you should get a ring first before you get your hands on them

Why does fisting spring to mind?

**Hitcher** · 17th June 2009, 20:09

One can't possibly imagine.

**Number One** · 17th June 2009, 20:10

False advertising Carver!!! I was expecting to discover the special difference between a Christians balls and an aetheists balls

Seriously though...I think they are fooling themselves - kids be getting it on and having 'relationships' regardless of the one night of a year bash where they get tarted up and ponce around smiling that wonderfully gleeful and innocent smile...which only those who don't pay any real bills can as they stand around in a couple of hundred bucks worth of 'one night' get up.

17?! Bahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa 17 year olds wouldn't do anything sexual and not encouraging it will keep them 'pure'

WHATEVER!

**NDORFN** · 20th June 2009, 08:28

Originally Posted by Brett

Thats just lame. Do you hate upside down suspension too? I recall a HUGE debate from skidmark about them a while back

Or how about the biker 'wave'...you must hate that too...shit loads of arguements

Or money - that must cause the most amount of arguements in the world.

My point being, it is your right to not care about religion, but your reason for 'hating' it is a bit....POOFEY.

People cause arguements, disention and friction with each other, not religion ,it is just the fuel they use sometimes.

I hate money too. Can't see I've seen global conflict as a result of upside down suspension and the biker 'wave'... but that's probably because they are REAL!.

**Hans** · 20th June 2009, 10:22

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints?

Maybe there are some Christians who don't consider them to be, but they still worship the same God.

As do Muslims and Jews, just by another name...

**Skyryder** · 20th June 2009, 14:55

Originally Posted by Oakie

There's a Christian organisation in Chch who organise balls for disabled people. Their name? "Balls for the Disabled". I kid you not. I have a photocopy of one of their invoices on my desk at work just to remind me.

Locked wheels on the dance floor could be a bit of a problem.

Skyyrder

**balans** · 20th June 2009, 16:22

PRIVATE school girls are being ordered to wear bike pants under their clothes at social functions to reduce the risk of being sexually assaulted.

Girls' schools have issued the directive to students attending dances amid concerns that inappropriate touching by boys could lead to criminal charges.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...45-952,00.html

**Number One** · 20th June 2009, 17:18

Oh noes! Protect the poor little innocent PRIVATE school girls from being touched inappropriately by the BOYS...

of course the girls wouldn't have anything to do with encouraging said innapropriate touching eh

**Mom** · 20th June 2009, 17:22

Originally Posted by Number One

Oh noes! Protect the poor little innocent PRIVATE school girls from being touched inappropriately by the BOYS...

of course the girls wouldn't have anything to do with encouraging said innapropriate touching eh

Of course not! Wash out your mouth at once

On another note, check this out!

"My dress cost $560, my shoes $140. My dress for the after-ball cost $100 and the shoes $50."

On top of that are hair, makeup, the party bus and ball tickets.

Taken from a Harold article today. You what???

This from a kid that attends a very ordinary public college in Auckland.

This from a 16 year old girl no less, what a crock of shit! It is a dance not your friggen wedding you silly child!

*wanders off muttering about the intelligence of parents that encourage this sort of spending*

**Brett** · 3rd July 2009, 00:00

Originally Posted by NDORFN

I hate money too. Can't see I've seen global conflict as a result of upside down suspension and the biker 'wave'... but that's probably because they are REAL!.

Shit, just don't get skidmark started on the whole upside down forks thing again ffs. That shit will create nightmares.

**sinfull** · 3rd July 2009, 00:08

Originally Posted by Mom

Of course not! Wash out your mouth at once

On another note, check this out!

"My dress cost $560, my shoes $140. My dress for the after-ball cost $100 and the shoes $50."

On top of that are hair, makeup, the party bus and ball tickets.

Taken from a Harold article today. You what???

This from a kid that attends a very ordinary public college in Auckland.

This from a 16 year old girl no less, what a crock of shit! It is a dance not your friggen wedding you silly child!

*wanders off muttering about the intelligence of parents that encourage this sort of spending*

I could take my mastercard to mermaids and have a 16 yr old for 120 but the look on my kids face at the ball was priceless !

**mynameis** · 3rd July 2009, 00:09

So you going with the 17 year old virgin in a pink suit. You'd be allowed in you're a young gay boy I am sure there will be many old priests wanting a perv

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