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  1. 21st June 2009, 14:47 #1
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    Favourite biker quotes

    I came across this one which is one of the best I've seen

    Go that way really fast and if something gets in your way turn


    Written by sixteen year old. Wise beyond his years.
    Free Scott Watson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I came across this one which is one of the best I've seen

    Go that way really fast and if something gets in your way turn


    Written by sixteen year old. Wise beyond his years.

    "ill keep up with you today mark"

    followed 30 minutes later by hauling him out of a ditch.
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    "Well officer, the speedo said 99km/h..."

    "I can corner so hard I can scrape my clutch cover..."

    "I *have* taken my DR offroad..."

    Oh sorry, I thought the thread was Favourite Biker Lies...


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    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
    Quote Originally Posted by maddad View Post
    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.

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    60 to zero in less than 2 metres
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    I'm a bit old school on this one.


    "show us your tits' has a classic appeal........


    Pictures soon
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    Marlon Brando in 'The Wild One'.

    He's leaning on a juke box and some broad asks him what he's rebelling against....answer?

    "Whattaya got?"

    Fucking life-changing shit, that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    60 to zero in less than 2 metres
    I'll see your quote and raise you one.

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    140 round the 55's
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    "I can corner so hard I can scrape my clutch cover..."

    You were saying?


    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...0&d=1193565429
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    You were saying?
    crashing doesnt count
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    Quote Originally Posted by vindy500 View Post
    crashing doesnt count

    you are a retard if you think that is crash damage... look at the angle of the marks in the scrapes... high speed scrapes.... the rest of the fairing would be fucked... tard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vindy500 View Post
    crashing doesnt count
    Could be this?


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    The fact that you obviously aren't cornering properly is a bragging point?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time"
    So do I, but my speedo's metric and fucked.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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