Frog and snail eating, LYING, surrender monkeys!

**Swoop** · 26th June 2009, 18:51

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."---Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
the face for it."---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."---Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."---David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

**slofox** · 26th June 2009, 18:53

Love that last one Swoop...

**Mom** · 26th June 2009, 19:01

I was horrified earlier this week when I heard that a visiting international sports player was beaten up so badly. Suspected broken eye socket, stitches the works. How disgraceful! I would love to know where the news story originated actually.

I was a bit confused when it was reported he went home and not on to Aussie with the rest of the team, and there was no official complaint lodged with the police.

Now it turns out he is lying scum. He (reportedly) says he did not want to upset his parents so cooked up this story. What a cowardly dickhead he has proved himself to be. Worse though, the French team management obviously knew what happened and allowed him to tell his version of the truth.

This should not be allowed to let lie. Not at all. A visiting international rugby team has allowed and even supported the tale that a member was assaulted after a match, by a bunch of brown skinned thugs no less! A full and complete official apology should be forth coming. The NZRFU should be laying a complaint with the IRB about this.

I saw the French team coach interviewed tonight on the news, he brushed aside the question. He is complicite in this as well.

Bad form, all the way around.

**want-a-harley** · 26th June 2009, 19:07

Usually if you get beaten up you make up and excuse like you fell over and hit your head on a coffee table not the other way round

**Bend-it** · 26th June 2009, 21:46

Originally Posted by want-a-harley

Usually if you get beaten up you make up and excuse like you fell over and hit your head on a coffee table not the other way round

Usually if someone threatens to invade your country, you mobilise and kick his arse; and if you fail, you get help and are darned thankful to the people who saved your arse... not let them in, roll over and play dead, then when others come to the rescue, act like a bloody prima donna.

But then, we are talking about France...

**ynot slow** · 26th June 2009, 22:06

Think more likely he tried to get a few mates to partake in house bar for brews,they probably were pissed off and one clobbered him,use the old fell over table bullshit.